Brit Morin Is Pregnant

Chelsea Clinton, get the hell outta here—the young power establishment has a new chosen fetus, and it is the spawn of two mighty tech CEOs.

We at Valleywag sincerely congratulate the Morins. We tease a lot, but a new baby is always a wonderful, wonderful thing. Just one question: did they figure out this craft project on their own, or did Brit have to copy it from another website?