At the annual F8 developer conference yesterday, Mark Zuckerberg convinced a room full of people who should know better to receive "MOVE FAST WITH STABLE INFRA" like it was tech gospel. What did Facebook do next? Party with Diplo, the DJ, music producer, and possible Katy Perry paramour.
Goddam, my infrastructure feels stable just looking at it.
Update: Apparently what we witnessed above was a late afternoon "after party," scare quotes mandatory and headline updated accordingly. Vines from Upworthy CTO Tim Jones make it look less glow stick, more lightsaber.