Name a type of business that Donald Trump could not improve by putting his face on top of it. If you said crowdfunding startup, you're wrong! (Typical loser.) The legitimate hairstyle choice is now gracing a crowdfunding site called FundAnything, proving that hoary business adage: 301st to market wins the race.
To demonstrate what a with-it, modern startup bro he is, Trump is using a promotional tactic last seen in a Rodney Dangerfield rerun on Comedy Central. This morning, Trump is planning on standing outside Trump Tower to give away three suitcases filled with cash. A press release states that other attendees will also be selected to receive "additional piles of money." Presumably those lucky beggars should Bring Your Own Receptacle.
I'm giving away money! 11AM Trump Tower. Be there or be left behind!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 8, 2013
People do not assume this but more than anything else, I like helping people. Be at Trump Tower at 11 AM today.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 8, 2013
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