Google hired masseur Elvis Gardin to support one of the cushiest, perk-filled workplaces in the world. But according to a new lawsuit, the company's New York office took the perk too far: Gardin says a client pleasured himself mid-rub, and got axed when he complained about it.

The allegations focus on one unnamed Google employee, the New York Daily News reports:

Gardin (above) alleges that when he brought this rogue masturbating to the attention of his superiors, he was canned for "poor performance," and the entire thing was swept under a rug, or ball pit covered in bean bag chairs, or whatever.

Read the complaint in full below:


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