Sarah Slocum, a San Francisco resident, social nightmare, and self-professed cyborg hate crime victim, is also a liar. Watch her on local TV, describing the bar she recorded with her face computer, as she denies recording with her face computer.

Slocum's story has changed repeatedly since it first spiraled into the public eye, and this news segment captures that perfectly: first she says she was recording, then she says she wasn't recording, all spoken over a video of her clearly recording. It is also now a hate crime to throw a towel at someone, I guess. But the woman who says "You're killing our city" does seem off the mark, though—Slocum is mangling our interpersonal norms and perverting privacy expectations on behalf of a mega-corporation, not "killing a city," come on.