Goldman Sachs' Annual "Tech Fuckfest" Hits Las Vegas

Goldman Sachs annual conference wooing tech startups is currently underway in Las Vegas and TechCrunch got its hands on the agenda for what it calls "one of the most high-end and hush-hush events in the tech world."

A former attendee described the debauchery a little differently, telling Valleywag: "It's a tech fuckfest." Multiple sources told Valleywag that Dave Morin was spotted misbehaving at a club after-party last year. There's a reason no reporters are allowed.

According to TechCrunch, the secrecy involved cannot be overstated:

It's essentially like the Hackers Conference or dinners at Sheryl Sandberg's house or Fight Club, except for tech executives who are likely to soon go through an IPO or big M&A deal. If you're on the invite list, you're in pretty good company — and the first rule is that you don't talk about it to others.

Luckily, the agenda names names. Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel will be there, so will Path CEO Dave Morin, Instagram CEO Kevin Systrom, Warby Parker co-CEO Dave Gilboa, Quora CEO Adam D'Angelo, the CEO of Gilt Groupe Michele Peluso, Buzzfeed's Jon Steinberg, and more.

But the "belle of the ball," says TechCrunch, will be Uber CEO Travis Kalanick, who is being interviewed by (wait for it) Anthony Noto, former dotcom hype man who helped Goldman Sachs become the lead underwriter for Twitter's IPO.

Don't let what happens at tech fuckfest stay in Vegas: tips@valleywag.com.

Agenda via TechCrunch:

Goldman Sachs' Annual "Tech Fuckfest" Hits Las Vegas

Goldman Sachs' Annual "Tech Fuckfest" Hits Las Vegas

A full list of participating companies is below:

1.1-800-Flowers.com

2.42Floors

3.4rge Media

4.555 Capital

5.99designs

6.Accel Partners

7.Access Industries

8.Achievers

9.Activision Blizzard

10.Adam Rothenberg

11.Adams Street Partners

12.Adobe

13.Advance Publications

14.Aereo, Inc.

15.Agent of Change

16.AirPR

17.Aleph VC

18.Altimeter Capital

19.Amazon

20.AnchorFree

21.Andreessen Horowitz

22.AOL

23.Apartment List

24.Apax Partners

25.Appia

26.Atlas Peak

27.August Capital

28.Austin Ventures

29.Automattic / WordPress

30.Avito

31.Bain Capital Ventures

32.Baixing.com

33.BarkBox

34.Battery Ventures

35.Beachmint

36.Benchmark

37.Betable

38.Beyond the Rack

39.Bigpoint

40.Billpay

41.BlueKai

42.Boingo

43.Boulevard Capital LLC

44.BranchOut

45.Brew Media Relations

46.Brightroll

47.Buzzfeed

48.CafeMom

49.CBS Films

50.CBS Interactive

51.CityMaps

52.Coatue Mgmt

53.Cooley Godward LLP

54.Coupons.com

55.Criag Forman

56.Cross Creek Advisors

57.Crosslink Capital

58.Dafiti

59.Datalogix

60.DataSift

61.Demand Media

62.Dolby

63.Dollar Shave Club

64.Dropbox

65.DST Investment

66.eBay Inc

67.Elevation Partners

68.Equinix

69.Etsy

70.eXelate

71.Facebook

72.Federal Communications Commission

73.Felicis Ventures

74.Figma, Inc

75.flayvr

76.Floodgate

77.Freeman Spogli & Co

78.Freewheel

79.Frontback

80.Fuel Capital

81.Game Insight

82.Gemvara

83.General Atlantic LLC

84.General Catalyst Partners

85.GetYourGuide

86.GGV Capital

87.Gigya

88.Gilt Groupe

89.Glam Media

90.Glassdoor

91.Glynn Capital

92.GoDaddy

93.Goodwin Procter

94.Google Ventures

95.Grand St.

96.Greylock Partners

97.Grubhub Seamless

98.Guggenheim Media

99.Guggenheim Partners

100.Gyft

101.Handybook

102.HauteLook

103.Hearst Corporation

104.Highland Capital Partners

105.Hired

106.Hola

107.Holtzbrinck Ventures

108.Huddle

109.IAC

110.Identified

111.IMA Ventures

112.Industry Ventures

113.Instagram

114.Institutional Venture Partners

115.Intel Capital

116.Internet Brands

117.Intuit

118.Janus Capital Mgmt

119.Jawbone

120.Kadora SA

121.Kanjoya

122.Keepsafe

123.Khosla Ventures

124.Kinnevik Capital

125.KKR

126.Kleiner Perkins

127.Klout

128.Knewton

129.Knotch

130.KPCB

131.Kynetic

132.L85

133.Lakestar

134.LendingClub

135.Liberty Media

136.Lightspeed Venture Partners

137.LINE

138.LinkedIn

139.Lookout Inc.

140.Lowercase Capital

141.Lumosity

142.lynda.com

143.Lyst

144.Magisto

145.Magma

146.Marin Software

147.Markafoni

148.Mashery

149.Mason Capital Mgmt LLC

150.Matrix Partners

151.Maverick Capital

152.Maveron

153.MessageMe

154.Metrodigi

155.MFS Inv Mgmt

156.Microsoft Corporation

157.Minkabu, Inc.

158.Mobile Roadie

159.Monetate

160.MoPub

161.Morgan Stanley Inv Mgmt

162.MyTime

163.Nanigans

164.NastyGal

165.NEA

166.NFL

167.NGP Energy Technology

168.NHN

169.Nike Digital

170.Nordstrom

171.Norwest Venture Partners

172.NV Investments, Inc.

173.Oak Investment Company

174.Oak VC

175.OnDeck

176.One Kings Lane

177.ooVoo

178.Open English

179.OpenSky

180.Ostrovok

181.Partner Fund

182.Passport Capital

183.PasswordBox

184.Path

185.Pearl.com

186.Perion

187.Pine River Capital Management

188.Plarium

189.Pose

190.Providence

191.Qualtrics

192.Quantcast Corporation

193.Quora

194.Rackspace

195.Ranku

196.Recruit Strategic Partners

197.Redfin

198.Redpoint Ventures

199.Reputation.com

200.Research Gate

201.RetailMeNot

202.Rizvi Traverse Management

203.Saavn Music

204.SAP Ventures

205.Say Media

206.Scale Venture Partners

207.Science

208.scopely

209.ScoreBig

210.Scripps Networks

211.Scripted.com

212.SeatMe/Yelp

213.Sequoia Capital

214.Shasta Ventures

215.Shazam

216.Sherpa Ventures

217.ShopRunner

218.Silver Lake Partners

219.simply hired

220.Simpson Thacher & Bartlett

221.Simulmedia

222.Snapchat

223.Snapdeal.com

224.Snaps

225.Socialbakers

226.SocialRadar

227.SoftTech VC

228.Sole Society

229.SoundCloud

230.Spectrum Equity

231.Speek

232.SPIL Games

233.Spotify

234.StarHill Associates

235.Stitch Fix

236.Storm8, Inc

237.Stripe

238.Styleseat

239.Summa Group

240.Summit Partners

241.SurveyMonkey

242.SV Angel

243.T Rowe Price

244.Tango.me

245.TCV

246.TeleSign

247.TellApart

248.Temasek International Pte Ltd

249.Tencent Holdings

250.textPlus

251.The Social+Capital Partnership

252.The Summit

253.Thinkful

254.Third Point Advisors

255.Threadless

256.thredUP

257.Thrive Capital

258.Thumbtack

259.Tiger Global

260.TigerText

261.TPG Capital

262.Trendyol.com

263.TrialPay

264.Trident Capital

265.TuneIn

266.Turn

267.Twitter

268.Uber

269.Udemy

270.UOL

271.Valiant Capital Mgmt LP

272.vArmour

273.Venrock

274.Viola Group

275.Voyat

276.Vy Capital

277.Wanelo

278.Warburg Pincus

279.Wayfair

280.WhatsApp

281.Whisper

282.WillCall

283.Wonga

284.Yahoo!

285.Yelp

286.Yplan

287.Zady

288.ZestFinance

289.Ziff Brothers Invs LLC

290.Zynga

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