Google Glass Fanboy Robert Scoble Breaks Creepiness Record

Overpaid manbaby technologist Robert Scoble, famous for unapologetically wearing a face-mounted camera into public bathrooms, has outdone himself: as evidence that Google's face computers will be a hit, he recorded himself talking to a crew of eager high school girls.

He also snapped a picture of them, to provide unimpeachable evidence that habitual Google Glass wearers exist in a state of complete obliviousness and contempt for healthy societal norms. Listen below, and consider picking your children up directly after school.

"What's your names, by the way, who are you?"