Google Spokesman Clarifies That Google Glass Cannot Read Your Mind

British hardware hackers have developed a grotesque appendage for Glass that claims it can read your mind. MindRDR monitors brainwaves, allowing wearers to take pictures by sheer concentration.

A BBC reporter tested the device and verified it works. However, Google was quick to deny the developers' claims. In a statement to the BBC, Google assured users that "Google Glass cannot read your mind."

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