There's a brand new dance craze that all the tech kids need to start doing. Stand in front of a mirror at midnight, wave your arms like this, and say the words, "Developers, developers, developers, developers." Ballmer will appear in your bedroom and force you to use a Zune.

Honestly: Steve Ballmer gives zero fucks about what anyone thinks about him. I love him so much. This Vine was taken by Arash Markazi, apparently at some sort of sporting event where a man named Fergie was performing at halftime or having his songs played over the public address system.