Have you ever founded a technology company, but found yourself unable to describe it to others? A website called PitchGrub (?) will generate lines for you to read to potential investors, because you are possibly brain dead.
PitchGrub's own pitch is simple: "Create the perfect startup elevator pitch. Your audience will eat it up." The site's logo is a French chef holding a platter of food, presumably with a bunch of writhing grubs under the lid—a perfect metaphor for confronting someone and serving them something bad.
By filling out just a few forms, I made up a company called WaffleWalk and ran it through PitchGrub's proprietary algorithm:
Now, I just need to find an elevator with a VC in it.