If You're Too Dumb to Describe Your Own Startup, This Site Is For You

Have you ever founded a technology company, but found yourself unable to describe it to others? A website called PitchGrub (?) will generate lines for you to read to potential investors, because you are possibly brain dead.

PitchGrub's own pitch is simple: "Create the perfect startup elevator pitch. Your audience will eat it up." The site's logo is a French chef holding a platter of food, presumably with a bunch of writhing grubs under the lid—a perfect metaphor for confronting someone and serving them something bad.

By filling out just a few forms, I made up a company called WaffleWalk and ran it through PitchGrub's proprietary algorithm:

If You're Too Dumb to Describe Your Own Startup, This Site Is For You

Now, I just need to find an elevator with a VC in it.

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