Is Steve Jobs Alive in Brazil? (Updated: No)

Computer executive Steve Jobs reportedly passed away in 2011 after a long battle with cancer and Google's Android operating system. How, then, did this trustworthy guy from Reddit just take a selfie with Steve Jobs?

Update: Steve's Rio doppelganger has made contact with us, and his name is Andy Hahn.

Brazilian Reddit reporter TheHorseSizedDuck just uploaded this shot with the caption, "Steve Jobs is in Rio de Janeiro, alive." That's good enough for me, but maybe this deserves extra scrutiny.

Yes, it truly does look exactly like Mr. Jobs. And yes, Apple fanboys and stockholders would love to believe that he really is being wheeled around Rio by Apple's corporate police, tinkering with the iWatch, and preparing to go kick Adrian Fenty's ass. But let's face it: Steve Jobs would never wear that heinous floral print thing under a t-shirt.

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