The World's Most Pointless Uber Ride Costs $4.28

Despite an impressive "25% off uberX this summer" deal, one man's worthless 82 foot Uber journey around Houston still set him back $4.28.

The trip, evidentially taken in the haze of intense intoxication, took a wary pedestrian from The Dogwood to Shot Bar around the corner. On Reddit, the passenger, "uhcougars1151," admits "After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride." Google Maps estimates the stumble would have taken one minute.

Yet at no point during the ride did the driver turn to the passenger and say "Sir, you're a dumbass. Now get the fuck out of my Honda Accord."

Screenshot: Reddit