There's a new Android phone, and it's very nice and pretty much just like all the other very nice ones. It's also—Motorola can't stress this enough—ovary-friendly. It'll match your Pop Rocks and pink socks!
Motorola has a similar promotional assemblage of Dude Accessories, so there's that, but publishing a collection of bright girly things that will go well with your magenta smartphone, under the heading "Feminine Mystique," seems like something that's "Not Smart in 2013." Motorola's advertising squad is apparently unconvinced that women are buying iPhones in large numbers without factoring in what hair ties will go well with them.