Nerd A-List Turns Out for Kanye and Kim's EngagementS

The merging of America's traditional Haute Asshole cohort and the new economic engine is happening faster than predicted: just look at how many Silicon Valley fixtures were at last night's San Francisco love IPO between the West and Kardashian families.

After shelling out at least $200,000 for AT&T Park, the Wests decided to invite some local brass to... watch it all. Remember: if it wasn't Instagrammed, it did not happen.

Shervin Pishevar's friendship with Justin Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun, has inserted the middle aged venture capitalist into strange celebrity scenes before—this is just the latest.

Alison Pincus, wife of failed Zynga CEO Mark Pincus and owner of shopping site One Kings Lane, was in attendance as well:

Alexis Traina, wife of nerd stylist and San Francisco snob Trevor Traina, was also present for some reason. And of course, it wouldn't be a confluence of venture capital and hip hop without the presence of Ben Horowitz—seen up top—who brought along loudmouth Rap Genius frontman Mahbod Moghadam. It's not an inexplicable ballpark engagement without a dude in sunglasses at night.