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#polls
Who Is the Hipster of the Decade?
Yea, we know the word "hipster" is played out. That's exactly why we need to pick a Hipster Champ of the past decade. So we can lay the whole damn thing to rest. Your candidates, below. Vote. If you want. More » -
#newyorktimes
Ethicist Randy Cohen's blog is a casualty of the NYT blog purge, NYTPicker reports.
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#death
There Is No Job That Would Not Make a Great Reality Show
People liked Mad Men, so of course there will be an MTV reality show about getting hired at a Brooklyn digital ad agency. That show will then be featured on the meta-reality show, "America's Most Boring Career-Based Reality Shows." [Adfreak] More » -
#recessionomics
Perhaps an Amusing Dog Photo Will Take Your Mind Off Unceasing Economic Doom
The Way We Live Now: Fading out. But then coming back! So, not to worry. We didn't need that fire station. We didn't need those "lights." Or that job. Gas prices are a bargain! More » -
#academia
So Is There an Abundance of Lucrative Literature Professor Jobs Now, Or What?
"The job outlook for graduate students in language and literature is..." That's as far as you have to read before you stop and laugh ruefully at the carnage sure to come. More » -
#howthingswork
Tiger Woods, Media Equally Shady
The WSJ takes a shot today at the story of Tiger Woods' clandestine deal to appear in Men's Fitness in exchange for the National Enquirer keeping his affair quiet. AMI, Tiger Woods, and News Corp all look ridiculous now. More » -
#science
Scientists discover dark matter in dark mine shaft. Should have checked there earlier!
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#shutupcollege
College Kids Refuse to Censor Joke About Racism, Outraging Dumb People
A college humor magazine has written a satirical story on the subject of race, and they are refusing calls to take that story off their website, thereby bucking the important American college traditions of censorship and terrified racial silence. Outrageous! More » -
#sexsells
Hot Lesbian Teacher Sex Story Tangentially Resurrected!
After a harrowing touch-and-go period of silence marked by much prayer and stress ball-handling amongst the populace, the Hot Sexxxy Lesbian Teacher story has risen again! The new angle has nothing to do with lesbian teachers. But still, they're back! More » -
#recessionomics
You Cheap, Cheap Bastard
The Way We Live Now: Like cheap, cheap bastards. Let's be honest. We can't afford to waste words. If we had to sum up "the new consumer" in three words, those words would be: cheap, cheap bastards. More »









