PandoraSpocks commented on The Invincible Charlie Sheen's Old-School Christmas: Chokin' Ladies Out

"@jasonelias: Martin Sheen has dedicated himself to non-violent, anti-nuke, feed the homeless, save the whale projects for many years, been married to the same woman since 1961, and fathered 3 other children who do not regularly end up in jail."

PandoraSpocks commented on When Karma Crashes Through Jon Gosselin's Ming Vase, It Leaves a Stabby Note

"A Ming vase that was "over a hundred years old?" Bet he dropped 50k on something from the Pier 1 collection of '07."

PandoraSpocks commented on The Invincible Charlie Sheen's Old-School Christmas: Chokin' Ladies Out

"Some comedian used to tell a joke about the Texas judge who asked a murder defendant how he pleaded and the guy says "Your honor, I'm guilty, but we took a vote and he needed killing" and the judge dismissed all the charges. Well, somebody needs to beat the crap out of Charlie Sheen.It's too bad his father is so short because he's the perfect choice."

PandoraSpocks commented on The Avatar Debate: It Will Suck

"I totally loved Titanic."

PandoraSpocks commented on Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass

"If he'd been married to a sistah, her BFF would've been smashing the other windows in the SUV while a couple of cousins got a good sized bonfire of Nike hats and golf shirts started on the front lawn..."

PandoraSpocks commented on We're Serving Up Thanksgiving Horror Story Pie for Dessert

"@PandoraSpocks: Oh wait."