SaraRueful commented on How Not to Get Arrested When You're Abroad: A Foxy Knoxy-Inspired Guide

"@drunkexpatwriter: Hell, I called the cops on some stupid punkass banlieusards harassing me and the American girls I was talking to at Les Halles."

SaraRueful commented on Alec Baldwin Says All His Movies Suck, Forgets He's Supposed to Be Promoting One

"Keep in mind he also vowed to move out of the country if Bush won in 2004."

SaraRueful commented on The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving

"@drunkexpatwriter: I dunno, I read your "worst ever" submissions and I think I'd want to go back just to see how they could top themselves. Then again, I'm not related to them, so it's probably much more amusing to me."

SaraRueful commented on Racist Picture of Michelle Obama Will Live on Forever in Google Image Search

"Actually, I thought it looked like someone who had suffered horrible burns, more than a monkey."

SaraRueful commented on Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist

"@i_cant_think_up_a_scrn_name: I've heard "fell out of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down." (I think the "of" is optional.)"

SaraRueful commented on Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks

"@sarrible: Tyson is the hot one."

SaraRueful commented on Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"

""limited government, maximum freedom" Whoa, so Beck is pro-choice and in favor of letting any consenting adult marry?"