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"It looks like Newmark is contemplating his suppository."

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"I would be more impressed if Scoble slept with her."

Vulture commented on "Honey, you're not John Battelle!"

"Even with the pills, Erika doubts it is that long, while Mike ponders the lie."

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"I would posit in all seriousness that this is just more evidence of the ultimate convergence of the tech and media industries; if you do not not like Paris Hilton, consider Julia Allison as an equivalent example."

Vulture commented on "For the last time, I'm not Michelle Malkin!"

"Jimmy Wales strikes out at the Helen Keller School of Miming."

Vulture commented on "For the last time, I'm not Michelle Malkin!"

"Jimbo realizing that "going to her happy place" does not require his participation."

Vulture commented on Inside the BitTorrent collapse

"In true Web 2.0 style, this is like a mashup of every bad startup fad of the last fifteen years."

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"Maybe she had "GoldenPalace.com" tattooed on her bum."

Vulture commented on William Hung stars on the new season of "So They Think You Askance?"

"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance."

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"No amount of Jesus will cure that shirt."