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#polls
Joe Francis: Gawker's Douche of the Decade
With, let's say, 140% of the vote reporting, we are deeply ashamed to announce that Girls Gone Wild impresario Joe Francis is Gawker's Douche of the Decade. More » -
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#shutup
News of First Major Progressive Legislation in 30 Years Enrages Liberals
Ugh. Shut up, bill-killing liberals. You know who has more liberal cred than all of you? Bernie Sanders, who secured $10 billion for community health and then voted for cloture.
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#sicksadworld
Wacky sporting news for you crazy kids! "Goshen teen charged with having sex with horses."
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#counterpoint
No, Shaq Didn't
Like many of you, I went to elementary school, high school and college. I took such and such classes, earned such and such grades, and amassed such and such degrees. [Deadspin] -
#fire
Minnesota "Wild Fire" Pun Used in Headline
Oh, here is some non-skeleton racing news, for you! Everything the Minnesota Wild own burst into flames in Canada, yesterday. Everything! Also they all have the flu. [Deadspin] -
#declarations
The Rich Eisen Problem
America is tired. We are, we're told, by the television, on the "wrong track." We are worried about debt. About our children. We worry, I think, most of all, about the NFL Network broadcasting important late-season games. [Deadspin] -
#rooneyrule
Redskins Owner Surprisingly Tone Deaf on Issue of Racial Sensitivity
White guy Dan Snyder fired white guy Vinny Cerrato and immediately replaced him with white guy Bruce Allen, so that he can bring in either white guy Mike Shanahan or THIS (white) GUY Jon Gruden. Isn't there some rule...? [Deadspin] -
#christmasiscanceled
Bears Grounded in Chicago
The Chicago Bears are unable to make it to Baltimore, because of the massive terrible snowstorm that literally everyone in the mid-Atlantic area is being a tremendous baby about. [Deadspin] -
#weekinreview
The Week Secret Societies Were Exposed as Goofy
Are you working, still? Seriously? Get to the bar, ASAP! But before you go, click on some of this stuff, maybe? More » -
#herogram
German reporter to Senator Jim Inhofe: "You're ridiculous."
