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#what
Empire Strikes Black Tuesday
What can we add to this video of Darth Vader ringing the bell at the New York Stock Exchange besides "who knew Lloyd Blankfein was so tall?" [Via Everyone] More » -
#polls
Joe Francis: Gawker's Douche of the Decade
With, let's say, 140% of the vote reporting, we are deeply ashamed to announce that Girls Gone Wild impresario Joe Francis is Gawker's Douche of the Decade. More » -
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Hipster of the Decade Update: Is Grifting/Blogging Truly 'Authentic'?
Dov Charney, Carles, and Kari Farrell are locked in essentially a three-way tie for Gawker's Coveted Old-Tymey Mustache Trophy (awarded, for pretend, to the Hipster of the Decade.) And that is lame! More » -
#videuhoh
Fox Declares Christmas Miracle as Volcano Threatens Philippines
Do you need context, for this? A Fox correspondent says Philippines is covered in ash, because of a volcano, so "in a way they're having a white christmas." So nice of Jesus to blanket them in His loving sulfur! More » -
#decadefromhell
The Worst Song of the Aughts
Maura Johnston and Christopher Weingarten have completed the most painful listicle of all: F2K, a list of the worst songs of a decade of pain. Number one with a bullet, everyone! (Mayer wuz robbed!) More » -
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#sicksadworld
Wacky sporting news for you crazy kids! "Goshen teen charged with having sex with horses."
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#counterpoint
No, Shaq Didn't
Like many of you, I went to elementary school, high school and college. I took such and such classes, earned such and such grades, and amassed such and such degrees. [Deadspin] -
#herogram
German reporter to Senator Jim Inhofe: "You're ridiculous."
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#immature
Congressional Ethics Office Closes Dicks Investigation
First we thought, "when did we get a job writing headlines for venerable old Roll Call?" but then we were like "oh, there is a sorta sleazy congressman named Dicks. Norman Dicks." Anyways him and Murtha are (mostly) ethical! More »
