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Fox Declares Christmas Miracle as Volcano Threatens Philippines
Do you need context, for this? A Fox correspondent says Philippines is covered in ash, because of a volcano, so "in a way they're having a white christmas." So nice of Jesus to blanket them in His loving sulfur! More » -
#decadefromhell
The Worst Song of the Aughts
Maura Johnston and Christopher Weingarten have completed the most painful listicle of all: F2K, a list of the worst songs of a decade of pain. Number one with a bullet, everyone! (Mayer wuz robbed!) More » -
#sicksadworld
Wacky sporting news for you crazy kids! "Goshen teen charged with having sex with horses."
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#counterpoint
No, Shaq Didn't
Like many of you, I went to elementary school, high school and college. I took such and such classes, earned such and such grades, and amassed such and such degrees. [Deadspin] -
#declarations
The Rich Eisen Problem
America is tired. We are, we're told, by the television, on the "wrong track." We are worried about debt. About our children. We worry, I think, most of all, about the NFL Network broadcasting important late-season games. [Deadspin] -
#christmasiscanceled
Bears Grounded in Chicago
The Chicago Bears are unable to make it to Baltimore, because of the massive terrible snowstorm that literally everyone in the mid-Atlantic area is being a tremendous baby about. [Deadspin] -
#herogram
German reporter to Senator Jim Inhofe: "You're ridiculous."
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#immature
Congressional Ethics Office Closes Dicks Investigation
First we thought, "when did we get a job writing headlines for venerable old Roll Call?" but then we were like "oh, there is a sorta sleazy congressman named Dicks. Norman Dicks." Anyways him and Murtha are (mostly) ethical! More » -
#violence
China Declares War on US Press! Obama Bows to Wen (Figuratively)
Chaos in Copenhagen! A tense meeting between Barack Obama, Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao, and Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh began with violence. Reporters were shoved! More »
