FlakJack commented on Overzealous Phillies Fan Gets Her Day In Court

"She must be kicking herself for missing out on a chance at the Tiger treatment while that gravy train was rolling. Seriously, though, I can't believe we put people on trial for this."

FlakJack commented on A-Rod Loses His Golden Muse

"Maybe he's a huge fan of musical theater and realized he can't bear to keep sleeping with the weak link in Nine? /friend of dorothy'd"

FlakJack commented on Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"

""He's (Woods) like the whitest black boy you've ever met." So he's not hugely endowed, then? /Greek'd"

FlakJack commented on Ford Quotes "Autopsies.com" In Fiesta Display

"Man, that's just [sic]."

FlakJack commented on Tennessee's "Hostess" Program Catches Recruits' (And NCAA's) Eyes (Updated)

"@Muggs Bigglesworth: Hubert Selby thinks you've gone too far here."

FlakJack commented on The Biggest, Dirtiest, Poopiest Mailbag Yet

"@qverbal: Yes."

FlakJack commented on Burbank Envy: A Glimpse Inside Jay Leno's Garage

"@Sloop_John_B: If Allen or Seinfeld won't play ball, I nominate Christopher Titus for this."

FlakJack commented on Danica Patrick Heads To NASCAR, Will Race For Dale Jr.

"Still not giving a shit."

FlakJack commented on Not Jalopnik Enough: Today's Car Stories We Didn't Cover

"@My X-type is too a real Jaguar: Since it's a Chrysler, they could also call it "The Fucking Shitheap" and remove all pretense."

FlakJack commented on Not Jalopnik Enough: Today's Car Stories We Didn't Cover

"Somewhere, an agency account exec and/or internal PR flak is recording that Hyundai mention as "coverage" with a tone rating of "neutral-positive" and adding the entire weekly readership of Jalopnik into the column labeled "impressions.""