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innocentchild commented on Hipsters Are Ruining Twitter, Say Hipsters on Twitter
"If you ride a fixie with no brakes you're not a hipster, you're a farking retard."
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5169647/hipsters-are-ruining-twitter-say-hipsters-on-twitter#c11350617 05:36 PM on March 13
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innocentchild commented on Yahoo's secret layoff doublespeak revealed!
"I'd be worried after this being put out in the open that as a manager I'd get shot, sodomized with a purple Yahoo!"
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5106184/yahoos-secret-layoff-doublespeak-revealed#c9370124 04:05 AM on December 10 , 2008
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innocentchild commented on French blue shirt, khakis shortage hits Valley hard
"This Moment Brought To You By GAP."
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5093719/french-blue-shirt-khakis-shortage-hits-valley-hard#c9022641 03:08 AM on November 20 , 2008
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innocentchild commented on Facebook less like a college dorm than you'd think
"Translation: Dood you're hella fucking up my game as your manager because you do what you do and you do it well and I don't have the same abilities as you so I need to invoke a power trip on you so that I can prove I have managerial skills which is corporate speak for "I'm getting kicked so I have to kick you.""
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5093796/facebook-less-like-a-college-dorm-than-youd-think#c9022630 03:05 AM on November 20 , 2008
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innocentchild commented on For layoff pain, you really can't beat nitrous oxide
"$10.99/24 at the smokeshop on Haight @ Divis."
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5084361/for-layoff-pain-you-really-cant-beat-nitrous-oxide#c8876985 02:05 PM on November 12 , 2008
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innocentchild commented on Desperate Atlantans Use Twitter To Find Gas
"Twitter and it's million and plus one uses..."
http://consumerist.com/5056342/desperate-atlantans-use-twitter-to-find-gas#c8032447 02:44 PM on September 29 , 2008
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innocentchild commented on Burning Man was way too short for all of us
"*nod*"
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5049650/burning-man-was-way-too-short-for-all-of-us#c7775435 03:23 PM on September 15 , 2008
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innocentchild commented on Hipsters = hippies - subversion + Twitter
"I push kids riding mopeds and track bikes over and laugh, but that's not nearly as much fun as turning the sprinklers on in Dolores park and watching the pests scatter."
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5031125/hipsters--hippies-+-subversion-%252B-twitter#c6968532 06:34 PM on July 30 , 2008
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innocentchild commented on Bored journalists hype yet another Google-killer
"I was deeply disappointed when I went searching for shart huffing midgets."
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5029957/bored-journalists-hype-yet-another-google+killer#c6920396 03:12 PM on July 28 , 2008
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innocentchild commented on Julia Allison just won't leave
"@WagCurious: Read first."
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5029462/julia-allison-just-wont-leave#c6903514 08:44 PM on July 26 , 2008
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