Jackson West commented on Wine-Loving Twitter Twerp in Million-Dollar Book Deal

"Hey Gary, need a ghostwriter?"

Jackson West commented on Resign, Mark Zuckerberg, Resign

"But he's CEO, bitch! BTW, nice work on the photochop."

Jackson West commented on San Francisco's First Lady Pregnant with Gavin Newsom's Campaign Prop

"I, for one, welcome my new Trig Newsom-Siebel overlord."

Jackson West commented on Why Internet Fame Is Worth a Warm Bucket of Spit

"I tried to shake the man's hand and introduce myself at one of his parties and he melodramatically scoffed and then sent security after me and my photographer for the crime of trying to be friendly."

Jackson West commented on Google exec Marissa Mayer engaged

"I'd offer my typical, sincerely congratulatory "mazel tov," but I'm not sure either of them would have any idea what I'm talking about."

Jackson West commented on Extremely literal boss demotes editor to columnist

"I, for one, already miss my former Owen overlord."

Jackson West commented on Create a Contract Even When You're Working for Free

"@LastVigilante: Okay, I came in second in the fifth grade spelling bee for adding one too many s's to "business." I went on to make district finals the next year!"

Jackson West commented on Limo Liberals Worship Before Their Nemesis

"@raincoaster: I think, maybe with the exception of Murdoch (and Lapham, but for the opposite reason), "toadies.""

Jackson West commented on Like.com Visual Search Matches Shoes, Bags and Dresses

"@Deprong Mori: Note the focus on shoes and accessories, not "Hollywood ingenues." For that, look into androids and cloning."

Jackson West commented on How Do I Preserve Newsprint for Archive or Display?

"@Fried_Brain_Cells: I truly apologize if anyone was injured because I didn't inspect closely enough for any possible nudity."