Swordfish commented on JetBlue Pilot's Agonized Announcement: The TSA's Draconian Reactionary Rules

"This just gives the TSA the greenlight to put in those GE Puffing machines everywhere, like they have at the Statue of Liberty."

Swordfish commented on Photo of JFK on Naked Orgy Boat Fulfills America's Steamiest Wish, 50 Years Running

"Who are they girls and why have they never surfaced??"

autoclavicle commented on Photo of JFK on Naked Orgy Boat Fulfills America's Steamiest Wish, 50 Years Running

"Hell yeah, sex boat party!"

autoclavicle commented on JetBlue Pilot's Agonized Announcement: The TSA's Draconian Reactionary Rules

"@AstridLevinsonScott: I used to work at an airport."

CrayonSmoothie commented on Presumed Nigerian Terrorist Joins Ill-Timed Bathroom Break Hall of Fame

"Alrighty then: [lost.co.nz]"

deepey commented on Where Were You on the Biggest Weekend in Box Office History?

"Phenomenal word of mouth is doing more for this movie than the $200 million (or whatever) they spent on marketing."

lawyergay commented on Will the Times Fire a Harvard Prof. Who Broke Their Freelancer Rules?

"I love the fact that the Times, which held the warrantless wiretapping story until after the 2004 election at the request of the Bush administration, is getting pissy about its stupid freelancer policy. "Yes, we're an establishment propaganda outlet, but we'll be good and goddamned if some brainy Harvard skirt appears to have a conflict of interest about her little Post-It convention or whatever.""

deepey commented on Where Were You on the Biggest Weekend in Box Office History?

"@drunkexpatwriter: Or, to continue the James Cameron comparisons, that's like ending Avatar when they are frolicking in the jungle and having blue alien sex!"

CrayonSmoothie commented on Where Were You on the Biggest Weekend in Box Office History?

"@dystopika: Sweeeeeet!"

CrayonSmoothie commented on Where Were You on the Biggest Weekend in Box Office History?

"@dystopika: I'm hoping for Ewoks."