commenter star? No. I can't compete on here. Some of these people are just so effing prolific. They must be on the payroll.

Dianne-

I tried to leave a couple posts on today's story. Your highlighted comment from Ned Noonan was written by me. It's all part of a vast world of fakery we've cultivated. I don't put a great deal of weight in blog comments, so we've always encouraged folks to write in primarily fake stories to us.

Anyhow, thanks for the press. For your readers sake, I hope my comments are posted, and can see that we're a bit more in on the joke than you claim.

-Chris