Foreign assets
The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently

The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently

The Gays
'Bruno' Bestows His Top Ten Upon America

'Bruno' Bestows His Top Ten Upon America

recaps
<i>Real World Cancun</i>:  At Least You Weren't Adopted!

Real World Cancun: At Least You Weren't Adopted!

journalismism
White House Press Corps Happy to Attend Barack Obama's Off-the-Record BBQ

White House Press Corps Happy to Attend Barack Obama's Off-the-Record BBQ

Ch-ch-changes
Gawker Comments Are Made of Stars

Gawker Comments Are Made of Stars

Real Estate
Ruth Madoff's 1BR Fixer-Upper

Ruth Madoff's 1BR Fixer-Upper

Gawker

  • Display
    • All
    • Top
    • Media
    • Gossip
    • Celebrity
    • Defamer
    • Valleywag
  • Condensed
    • Condensed
    • Expanded
  • Most recent
    • Most recent
    • Most popular
    • Most discussed
  • Hybrid
  • Profile
  • Logout
  • Login
  • Click Here
Username:
Password:
logging in
Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
new user? | forgot password?
Gawker
  • Image of Owen Thomas
    *

    Owen Thomas

    http://valleywag.com/
    Show: Comments | Posts | Favorites | Messages | Friends | Followers | All Activity | Hybrid

  • Housekeeping

    Valleywag: An Instruction Manual

    Dear Ryan:

    As I head to NBC to run its Bay Area site, I'm leaving you one Silicon Valley gossip blog, used but in good condition. A few thoughts on how to keep it that way. More »
    05/15/09
    7,040
    49

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by RheaPollstry: Is that Owen? Mmmmmm, I do luv me some bears. And working in a bar, no less! My heart is... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • twitterati

    The Very Worst of Twitterati

    Day in, day out, as I've collected tweets from the media elite in our daily Twitterati, readers keep asking: Is this the best you can do? A fundamental misunderstanding: Twitter is best at its worst. More »
    05/15/09
    5,809
    19

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by resipsaloquacious: This is what I find so annoying about Twitter. You spill eel sauce in your hair and your first reaction... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • servicey

    How Valleywag Got MySpace to Drop Its Sony Ban

    05/14/09
    3,839
    11
  • twitterati

    The Twitterati Refuse to Sell a Horse for an Aeron Chair

    These tweets are made for venting. Joanna Pearlstein, Susan Orlean, Jim Louderback, and other media twits found plenty to complain about on Twitter: More »
    05/14/09
    1,887
    4

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by MrInBetween: Dear Cranky Hiring Manager: Don't make me tell you how my hiring would benefit WIRED. Tell me why a barely-breathing... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • birthday wishes

    Happy Birthday, Mark Zuckerberg! Welcome to the Rest of Your Life

    What do you get the social-networking mogul who has everything? Click to see Valleywag's gift to the 25-year-old blunderkind CEO of Facebook! More »
    05/14/09
    8,261
    14

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by sample032: '50s-looking? They weren't using glass like that until the '90s. That's why the largest tree is 30 feet,... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • breakdowns

    Sony Moviemakers Banned from MySpace

    05/14/09
    2,634
    8
  • print is dead

    Google Planning to Rob Bloggers to Pay New York Times

    05/14/09
    3,279
    8
  • Shut Up, Twitter

    Why #googlefail Is Really a #twitterfail

    An hour-long outage of some Google services this morning has turned into a full-fledged Twitter storm. What this really shows is a failure of Twitter to be meaningful and relevant to anything but Twitter. More »
    05/14/09
    7,128
    31

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by badasscat: I hereby coin the phrase "twitstorm" for this sort of thing. 3 Responses | Other threads

  • Schadenfreude

    Peter Thiel's Richer Than You, But Not as Rich as He'd Like You to Think

    It's one of many casually accepted, unchecked assumptions in Silicon Valley: Peter Thiel, the cofounder of PayPal and Facebook investor, is a billionaire, right? Leaked documents from his hedge fund, Clarium Capital, show he's not. More »
    05/14/09
    8,434
    12

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by ADismalScience: I'd be shocked if you're right. 1.) 2006 is a faraway time. Most hedgies have seen the wisdom in putting less... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • Leaks

    Parking-Lot Typo Roils Apple Campus

    Did contractors pave imperfection into Apple's parking-lot paradise? A controversial photo showing a misspelled traffic warning sent one employee out on the asphalt to disprove yesterday's report of a chip in Steve Jobs's flawless facade. More »
    05/13/09
    16,535
    30

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by saintjim: Someday soon there will be no observable reality left. Only Photoshop. 7 Responses | Other threads

  • twitterati

    The WSJ's Twitterati Break All the Rules

    05/13/09
    4,564
    3
  • Priorities

    Twitter Is Down! Twitter Is Down! What Will CNN's Rick Sanchez Do?

    05/13/09
    4,546
    11
  • sex trade

    Craigslist Clarifies: It Wants to Be Paid to Get You Laid

    Here's the backwards result of the legal crusade against Craigslist: The site never used to make money from its "erotic services" ads. But the service tells Valleywag that it's now planning to profit from porn. More »
    05/13/09
    6,178
    17

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by pooks: Just legalize it already. Perhaps then we can clean up the industry a bit. Make these "professionals" get certified in... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • Shut Up, Twitter

    Finally, Twitter Learns When to Shut Up

    The Twittersphere is up in arms over a move the message-broadcasting service made to make its site a bit less noisy: You can no longer easily eavesdrop on conversations with strangers. Hurrah! More »
    05/13/09
    13,556
    29

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by Soup: There is a simple solution to this. Make it an option. The default can be set to turn off @... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • sex trade

    Craigslist Employees Will Be Paid to Read Sex Ads All Day

    Under pressure from state officials after a Boston medical student reportedly killed a masseuse he met on Craigslist, the classifieds site is cancelling its racy "Erotic Services" section with a new one reviewed by employees. More »
    05/13/09
    5,976
    32

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by Private Hangnail: Sex workers just need to create a new and exciting set of euphemisms. Might I suggest two hundred barnacles to... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • spy photo

    Why Apple Is Doomed Without Steve Jobs

    What happens when Apple's famously perfectionist CEO takes a six-month medical leave? Everything at Apple goes to hell. Like the parking lots. Feel better soon, Steve! More »
    05/12/09
    33,750
    33

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by QADude: I smell Photoshop. The colors are all messed up around the letters, as if someone was trying to blend in... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • twitterati

    The Twitterati Stay Up All Night Cursing Their Honda

    Don't take an iPhone to a movie screening, don't Twitter when you should be making coffee, don't buy a 2002 Honda, and don't be Meghan McCain. This and more we learned from Twitter today! More »
    05/12/09
    3,572
    6

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by PrettyNotPretty: "Can't you just take a vacation tonight mr. insomnia?" Can't you just take a motherfucking Ambien and a shot of bourbon... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • Flirt140

    Meet Your Mate in 140 Characters or Less

    FuckedCompany creator Philip "Pud" Kaplan will soon be a married man. So why did he just unveil Flirt140, the world's most awesome online flirting site? More »
    05/12/09
    7,424
    25

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach: This thing is like date rape/ a hate crime waiting to happen... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • copyfight

    If You Steal His Books, Stephen King Will Mock You

    Writers are getting mad as hell about digital versions of their books getting pirated online. Ursula K. Le Guin and Harlan Ellison will sue you. But we like horror mogul Stephen King's approach: insults! More »
    05/12/09
    17,056
    47

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by bayktdin: My brother let me read his copy of Cujo when I was in Jr. High, was that piracy? 8 Responses | Other threads

  • Nerdfight

    New Yorkerers in Scandalous Twitter Brawl

    Our dreams have come true! New Yorker contributor and Twitterati regular Susan Orlean is whaling away on whiny, blogorrheic ex-staff writer Dan Baum on Twitter. Grab some popcorn, follow @susanorlean and @danielsbaum, and enjoy! More »
    05/12/09
    5,762
    14

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by I.am.the.1: Our dreams have come true! New Yorker contributor and Twitterati regular Susan Orlean is whaling away... whaling away?? Certain you mean... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • Leaks

    Tesla Motors Moneyman Revs His Mouth on Camera

    A mysterious video of a Tesla investor talking about a rumored investment in the company has popped up on YouTube. Valleywag has identified the blabbermouth: Victor Morgenstern, chairman of a Chicago private-equity fund. More »
    05/12/09
    6,010
    14

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by Joshman Gesamtstrecke: Somebody please chop the first 30 seconds off the video. Also, ye with sports cars, please hang up and drive,... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • death of print

    Will David Geffen Gay Up the New York Times?

    Hello, Pink Lady! David Geffen, the wealthy friend of Dorothy, wants to buy the New York Times. Fantastic news for the paper's gay mafia. More »
    05/11/09
    5,496
    29

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by WindowSeat: 'd lk t s ths pst r-wrttn s "Wll Crls Slm Spc p Th Nw Yrk Tms?" wth sm clrfl... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • twitterati

    The Twitterati Give Their Divorce Lawyer a Porn Name

    The problem with Twitterati isn't so much oversharing as undercaring. Laurel Touby's apartment woes, Lockhart Steele's porn name, and Penelope Trunk's divorce bill are as good as the media elite's tweets get! More »
    05/11/09
    2,418
    5

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by JulesNoctambule: Penelope Trunk -- isn't she the one who stalked a guy about some comment he made and posted all about... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • print is dead

    How to Pry Money Out of Google

    05/11/09
    4,699
    25
  • Space Cadet

    Elon Musk Adds Mars to His Improbable Dreams

    05/11/09
    3,601
    22
  • twitterati

    The Twitterati Panic Because Twitter's Down

    05/08/09
    4,095
    19
  • Craigslist

    DABA Girls Find Exciting New Option for Romance

    We don't think this Craigslist ad from a supposed Goldman Sachs banker is real. For one thing, whoever heard of an employed investment banker? Still, his kink is a real kick! More »
    05/08/09
    8,306
    39

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by WaterTart: "inducing lactation in you using wholly natural means" Wait- I have to have a baby? Gross. 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Murder

    The Class That Got a Wesleyan Student Killed

    If Johanna Justin-Jinich hadn't taken "Sexual Diversity in Society" at New York University in 2007, she might be alive today. Her ex-classmate, Stephen Morgan, is in custody after allegedly shooting her at Wesleyan University's bookstore. More »
    05/08/09
    19,878
    65

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by Cecil's Wielder: Wow, 11 pages of writing, way to make 'em work for it NYU. 9 Responses | Other threads

  • Stanky Legg

    Bill Richardson Enters the Politician Dance-Off

    05/08/09
    1,309
    16
  • Stalkers

    Randi Zuckerberg's Excellent New York Adventure

    Had an awesome week? Whatever. It was not as totally awesome as the week of Twittering Facebook chanteuse Randi Zuckerberg (of the Mark Zuckerberg Zuckerbergs). Except for the part where Julia Allison stalked her! More »
    05/08/09
    10,688
    65

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by Mount_Prion: Goddamn, I miss Smails. 17 Responses | Other threads

  • blogging for dollars

    Perez Hilton Wins Ruling That Says His Blog Is Illegal

    Color us confused: Hollywood gossip Perez Hilton, aka Mario Lavandeira, the queen of the knockoff disguised as parody. So why is he suing PerezRevenge to get it to change its name? More »
    05/08/09
    34,005
    78

    By Owen Thomas
  • Eliot Spitzer

    Silda Spitzer Goes Out With a Blogger

    Eliot Spitzer, the prostitute-hiring ex-governor of New York, has been seen in public with his wife, Silda, for the first time since he confessed to paying for sex with aspiring musician Ashley Dupré. More »
    05/08/09
    5,551
    20

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by DaveCrabtree: I'm sorry, but I just can't forgive Silda for apparently forgiving him. I know stuff like this happens in lots... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Science

    Jeff Bezos Wants Your Baby's Brains

    05/07/09
    2,892
    16
  • twitterati

    The Power Goes Out on the Twitterati

    Picture Martha Stewart sitting in the dark, unable to get anything accomplished. It's like the perfect metaphor for how Twitter fails to illuminate the lives of media people! More »
    05/07/09
    2,470
    10

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by allyzay: there is literally nothing more horrible on the entire internet, and i'm including the entire internet, even cumonherface.com and danny... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • Politics

    Is Google Heading For an Antitrust Trainwreck?

    Everyone has misunderstood why Google, from CEO Eric Schmidt on down, is cozying up to Barack Obama. It's not out of some likeminded geekiness. It's out of desperation and fear. More »
    05/07/09
    8,888
    20

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by FormerEnglishMajor: Terrific incentive for all you guys who want to build a business - as soon as you succeed, Uncle Sam... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • So Gay

    Digg's Fratty News Site Has a No-Homo Policy

    If you wanted to imagine a topsy-turvy world where straight 19-year-old jock-nerds ran the media, just visit Digg. The site is so laden with antigay epithets that it automatically censors the word "homo" from headlines. More »
    05/07/09
    15,633
    24

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by coyote1284: P.E.T.U.: OMG, Owen Thomas, are you reaching for outrage or what? Digg has an automatic filter that censors the common obscenities... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • journalismism

    J-School Identifies Apple-Friendly Financial Aid Loophole

    Congress is debating whether journalists should be subsidized. But hey, did anyone know that we're already coddling J-school students by letting them take federal loans for iPhones? More »
    05/07/09
    5,832
    19

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by HenryLovesFonzie: M-I-Z... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • twitterati

    The Twitterati Help Us Realize What Blueprint Cleanse Tastes Like

    Twitter is like a real-time conversation! And just like many conversations, sometimes you want to cover your ears, Eric Eldon, Micki Maynard, Ellen McGirt and others teach us: More »
    05/06/09
    2,453
    5

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by stanhalen: How come theres no dirt floating around on PBS/NPR on air personalities? Not that I'm paying that close attention, but... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • Principles

    Give Me Liberty or Give Me Taxpayer Money

    Clever libertarians don't just rail against government spending: They do something about it. Facebook investor Peter Thiel took $8 million from New York's pension fund — while setting himself up to avoid millions in taxes. More »
    05/06/09
    5,438
    28

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by Carol Gardens: How is the Roth IRA situation even possible? Since you can only contribute $5000 per year? And it was even... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Politics

    Why Can't Obama Find a Good Geek?

    The White House has tapped two D.C.-area techies to run the government's tech infrastructure. His CIO, Vivek Kundra, turned out to have a rap sheet. Now his CTO Aneesh Chopra, has a drug problem. More »
    05/06/09
    8,663
    18

    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by sample032: In a perfect world, there's only a 0.04% chance two Indians would be chosen for this job in the US... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • next »

New York, 10:10 AM
Fri Jul 10
45 posts in the last 24 hours

Team

Tip Your Editors:
tips@gawker.com
Tipline: 646-214-8138

Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder | Email

Contributing Editors:

Valleywag:
Ryan Tate | Email

Media:
Hamilton Nolan | Email

Politics:
Alex Pareene | Email

Investigations:
John Cook | Email

Entertainment:
Richard Lawson | Email

Weekends:
Foster Kamer | Email

Video Editor:
Richard Blakeley | Email

SUBSCRIBE TO Gawker RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
3469 Subscribers

  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.