Only at Twitter will I lunch on an oyster, lamb chop, scallop & brownie and then worry that maybe I didn't get enough to eat. @birdfeeder— Valerie Nelson (@VNellie) October 10, 2013
No, not another ruined Chipotle delivery—this time food tumult is coming from within the building. Just remember: these people haven't even cashed in on their IPO yet.
It's worth remembering that Twitter's offices are in one of the worst, poorest, bombed-out neighborhoods in the entirety of San Francisco—but why ever go support a local lunch establishment if you've got the entirety of cooked Christendom served to you on a tray?
Caption: Lunch doesn't suck today #fancylunchthursday
Just imagine what the spread would look like if the company actually made money! Anyone want a scallop covered in molten gold?