The only thing that could make grinning villain venture capitalist Tim Draper look more sinister and insane than campaigning to divide California into six poorly named states is laughing maniacally on the Colbert Report. Now, we can cross that off the list.

In one of many missed chances for self-awareness, Draper—wearing a tie with six small Californias on it—insists he has no interest in entering politics if his plot succeeds. Instead, he'll leave the fate of the smashed territory "up to Californians." Sort of!

The Colbert Report
Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Indecision Political Humor,The Colbert Report on Facebook