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    MissNormaDesmond: Of course, you'd never have reported on this if Loftis had been a straight porn star. I mean, it's not as if that would have been just as funny for p... more »
    contradicto: What's with the tiny Business Insider link at the bottom of this post? more »
    sfBirdie: Yelp is useful, but you have to read reviews with an open mind - especially in the Bay Area. Many of the 'Yelp Elite' reviewers take the title way to... more »
    DennyCrane: Boutros, Boutros, golly! more »
    raincoaster: The older Yelp gets, the more closely it resembles a cheesy freebie newspaper, the kind with 50-year-old jokes to keep the ad columns apart. The longe... more »
    resipsaloquacious: Henry Blodget? Really? more »
    raincoaster: Isn't "Catty Queens" sort of the demographic here? more »
    miss_msry: If the Catty Queens chill out how will we know they are Catty and Queens? more »
    riggssm: Personally, I didn't object to the idea of the story (the situation is mildly interesting) as much as I just sighed at another "faggot one-note" post ... more »
    BettyCrocker: Hold up a sec on the use of "homosexual" - it's routinely used by the religious right as an antedeluvian clinical term to demonize us. It also sugges... more »
    unclevanya: I look forward to his iReport from Eastern Bloc. Here's hoping it wouldn't be his last. more »
    sfBirdie: We're bringin' homosexy back, Them other gays don't know how to act. Yeah! ETA: This is what popped in my head reading the last two paragraphs. Go... more »
    Airvault: Nobody tell them about Fleshbot. more »
    Pope John Peeps II: "We don't really use the word 'homosexual' in the gay community anymore, unless it's a joke." If he's an activist, doesn't he mean the "gay, lesbian,... more »
    homoviper: I prefer "homosexicle" more »
    sweet_communist: Now I'm worried that people will misinterpret my holiday travel horror story; I used the word "homosexual" to be funny, not intolerant. more »
    Baroness: Just.. more »
    iplaudius: Dear Collin, I’m sorry for saying you looked like a bobble head. And I thank you for all the important work you have done to preserve and promo... more »
    Princess Sparkle Pony: LOL @ "you people." more »
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