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    mattchew03: Am I the only one that still hasn't seen the RT button show up? Someone said it was next to the reply button that one sees when he/she scrolls over a ... more »
    Shadowlayer: Thats the difference between real founders (like this guy) and oportunist big talkers like, well, almost everybody else in the valley these days... S... more »
    BlinkyMcChuck: Haha. How did I miss this piece of comedy gold earlier? Wow. #carlyfiorina more »
    BlinkyMcChuck: Yet another brave Moron American steps forward to represent her fellow Moron Americans to the Senate. #carlyfiorina more »
    BlinkyMcChuck: What?...does this mean I can call Carly "wench"? #carlyfiorina more »
    Smackdown: Yep, the Red Carpet Club in Narita owns. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more »
    Motoko Kusanagi: Adobe is just a horrible, horrible, insanely awful company. It is the Microsoft of graphic design...stifling innovation and making life harder since ... more »
    Cecil's Wielder: On the bright side, the quality of crude, amateur Photoshops is bound to improve. #layoffs more »
    ShanghaiLil: Names, Bucky, we want names! Foster, you can also feel free to chime in. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more »
    Foster Kamer: To think, #BuckyTurco told me not to look at his 30something year-old sister or else he'd "cut your balls off and feed them to you." Psh. #Hypocrisy i... more »
    raincoaster: If you don't want to be a clown, you've got no right to be on Fox in the first place. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more »
    Colonel Mustard: Would Carly prefer to be called "sweetie" or "honey" if she wins? I'm sure if she winks during senate hearings a lot, she'll get the Rich Lowry vote,... more »
    Niko Bellic: If someone said something offensive and disrespectful to me, I'd stand up for myself. Then again, I am not our nation's military leader. #carlyfiorina more »
    tmp00: More to the point was that one of the few years Carly voted? #carlyfiorina more »
    crookedE: From now on, I will only refer to Carly Fiorina by her official title: "One of the 20 Worst American CEOs of All Time." #carlyfiorina more »
  • #hackers

    Conficker Worm Spams People Too Stupid to Download Antivirus Software

    For months, we've wondered what the makers of the Conficker worm, which was set to activate on April 1, were up to. An evil plot to destroy the world? Nah — they just want money. More »
  • #jackpot

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