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more about #valleywag more comments → Motoko Kusanagi: Adobe is just a horrible, horrible, insanely awful company. It is the Microsoft of graphic design...stifling innovation and making life harder since ... more » Cecil's Wielder: On the bright side, the quality of crude, amateur Photoshops is bound to improve. #layoffs more » ShanghaiLil: Names, Bucky, we want names! Foster, you can also feel free to chime in. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more » Foster Kamer: To think, #BuckyTurco told me not to look at his 30something year-old sister or else he'd "cut your balls off and feed them to you." Psh. #Hypocrisy i... more » raincoaster: If you don't want to be a clown, you've got no right to be on Fox in the first place. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more » Colonel Mustard: Would Carly prefer to be called "sweetie" or "honey" if she wins? I'm sure if she winks during senate hearings a lot, she'll get the Rich Lowry vote,... more » Niko Bellic: If someone said something offensive and disrespectful to me, I'd stand up for myself. Then again, I am not our nation's military leader. #carlyfiorina more » tmp00: More to the point was that one of the few years Carly voted? #carlyfiorina more » crookedE: From now on, I will only refer to Carly Fiorina by her official title: "One of the 20 Worst American CEOs of All Time." #carlyfiorina more » Richard Lawson: I can't with these "true conservative" idiots. If any of this ludicrousness actually works in 2010, I'm going to hop on my Medicareless-grandma-power... more » Maxichamp: How about a post about gubernatorial (sp?) candidate Meg (I've never voted in my life, ever) Whitman? #carlyfiorina more » MissNormaDesmond: Yaaaay! She's just as incompetent as I expected her to be! You're in California, you idiot, not Texas. No one gives a hot damn about gratuitously a... more » sybann: Hey Carly, how's about we call you LOSER? #carlyfiorina more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): It's like "Ma'am" Boxer took a poop all over the General right there in the room! It's like she took a copy of the constitution and peed on it, then ... more » random_play: But she did invent cupcakes and 41 shades of blue, right? That photo is fabulous. #marissamayer more » -
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Ultimate Geek Porn Fantasy Haunts Twitterati
A Daily Show producer got caught listening; McSweeney's got caught exaggerating; and some nerdy erotica got caught being awesome. The Twitterati were sooo busted. More » -
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New York Times Has Baghdad Kitten for Twitterati
A New York Times reporter trafficked in kitten pictures; Julia Allison's fashion scheme spread like a virus; and everyone decided gay people need special handling. The Twitterati were hatching schemes. More » -
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Ashton Kutcher, Exploited Twitter Spokesmodel
Has any celebrity tied himself so closely to a technology product as Ashton Kutcher with Twitter? It's doubtful, and yet Kutcher hasn't received a dime for his defacto endorsement. That's not lost on the actor. More » -
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Did Ashton Kutcher Cheat His Way to a Million Twitter Pals?
Ashton Kutcher, we wish we could quit you. The model-actor-director-wantrepreneur has been racing CNN to attract a million followers on Twitter, and he barely won this morning. People are already suggesting the contest was rigged. More » -
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Oprah's on Twitter, Twitter's on Oprah, and Everyone's So Excited!
We think we've figure out Twitter's big news tomorrow: Oprah Winfrey is joining Twitter. Here's the evidence. More » -
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On Twitter, Seeing Is Believing
Perez Hilton saw a market opportunity, Michelle Malkin saw her kid, Jimmy Fallon saw Martha Stewart, and CNN's Rick Sanchez saw red! Today's tweets from the media elite: More » -
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Twitterin' In the Rain
Today in Twitter: Demi and Ashton love Los Angeles, Los Angeles loves Rachel Sklar, Jess Coen's vagina loves Drew Barrymore, and Brian Stelter loves Trenton (and technology). Happy Friday. More » -
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Twittered to Distraction
Jennifer 8. Lee saw Cameron Diaz. Ashton Kutcher missed Demi Moore. Choire Sicha dreamed about his therapist. On Twitter, we are all the stars of our own movies. Today's narcissist watch: More » -
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Self-Improvement, 140 Characters at a Time
Today's tweets: Ashton Kutcher tried to be more tolerant, the New Yorker's Sasha Frere-Jones tried to be more zen, and a guy who dropped out of journalism school tried to be more drunk. More » -
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Demi Moore Introduced To 'Twitter Deal' By Ashton Kutcher
In between fielding calls from the CIA and praising "Love and Light," internet-savvy whippersnapper Ashton Kutcher procured an "assistant" (virtual?) to introduce wife Demi Moore to Twitter. Moore's already getting snarky. More » -
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Shira Lazar, Kevin Rose's Latest Fling
Having famously "plowed through" San Francisco's eligible bachelorettes, Digg founder Kevin Rose went L.A. for his most recent paramour, Shira Lazar. Who is this Web-video wannabe with links to Dov Charney and Julia Allison? More »
