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more about #valleywag more comments → heywhat: Yes, this story is a complete crock. She was able to smash out the back window and drag him over three rows of seats? And she heard the crash from ins... more » yourfriendandneighbor: The most shocking part of this whole story is that Tiger's house is only worth 2.4 million dollars. Orlando must REALLY suck. more » SanFranLefty: Twenty bucks says she broke that window before he crashed. For realz. more » Island of Misfit Toys: Elizabeth Edwards, take notes. This is how you discipline a cheating hubby. more » Smitros: Did she break par? more » kappakappaspankme: Meet golf's answer to Vanessa Bryant, folks. more » MrInBetween: Crashing an Escalade into a fire hydrant AND a neighbor's tree is possible only if you are fleeing a bat-shit mad wife armed with a Big Bertha driver ... more » ShawnP: I stopped caring about golf at the conclusion of Caddyshack, so this is the first Tiger Woods story I've ever found interesting. more » Richard Lawson: "Oh no you don't. You're not gonna die in that car without signing this will!" more » Adrian Chen: Thank god he's a pro golfer and not a pro wiffleball player. more » i'm a bottle: She looks like Philip Roth's/Alexander Portnoy's dream wife. more » Buttafooco: It sounds like the only wood that made contact with his face might be a Nike 3 wood............not the birch in his driveway........or the mahogany fr... more » Lysergic Asset: "his wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to smash the back window of the Cadillac Escalade, then dragged him out" For some reason, I read that as ... more » skt.smth: I lived in Alabama for a while, and I have to say, I'm surprised anybody caught it. more » Shadowlayer: Seems pincus here has sent a whole bunch of "friends" to spam the place... more » -
#branding
Surf The Internet the Mostly Lower Case Way
Stop everything, The Internet: AOL is now Aol. Whether superimposed on a fish or a hand or just some swirly crap, this logo makes the bold statement: We can no longer afford capital letters. [Ad Age] -
#twitterati
Hidden Forces Baffle the Twitterati
Neel Shah got his scandal-phone returned; Kevin Marks got retweeted by ghosts and Al Yankovic was surrounded by nobodies. The Twitterati were haunted, in a good way. More » -
#twitterati
Why Google's New OS Is For Losers
A Twitter engineer said Google's new "Chrome" OS is something you resign yourself to; a CNET writer said it's something you are infected with; and Mediaite might hang out awkwardly on Tumblr with it. The Twitterati were ruthless. More » -
#twitterati
Just 'Chill' About Adam Lambert's Gayness
Rachel Sklar went without pants, Julia Allison went without sleep/discretion and Adam Lambert said you can go without him being too obviously gay in your magazine. The Twitterati were deprived and depriving. More » -
#pullquote
Peter Thiel —
the PayPal co-founder and artificial intelligence enthusiast, explaining to Business Insider that Luddites may well be the first up against the wall when the robot revolution comes. The new order "could be very good, it could be very bad." -
#twitterati
Calling Out Anderson Cooper and Conan O'Brien
Playgirl's spokesman made a crack about Anderson Cooper's sexuality; Kirstie Alley went ballistic on Conan O'Brien and Kevin Rose dissed Mike Arrington. The Twitterati had their claws fully extended. More » -
#twitterati
If You Lie on Your Expense Report, Maybe Don't Tweet About It
A CBS News personality lied on his expenses; Mary J. Blige severely mis-typed an impassioned defense of her "intelligents;" and Billy Bush made some confusing Sarah Palin statements. The Twitterati were terrible correspondents. More » -
#rumors
Killing Them Softly: The ______ Is Dead Twitter Meme
If the New York Times' The Moment blog and its Twitter feed "hear" that Moz is dead, does it actually happen? Former Idolator editor Maura Johnston writes: "This inspired a lot of panicked e-mails to me late last night." Why? More » -
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#twitterati
Republican's Abortion Joke Positively Uproarious
A Bush-Cheney operative let loose a zinger about orgies and abortion; Kurt Andersen finally watched The Wire; and Neel Shah was discovered something unusual in Oprah's hold music. The Twitterati found some low-hanging fruit. More » -
#journalismism
David Pogue Gets Modest Title of 'Visionary'
David Pogue does not call himself a journalist; that much he made clear during the controversy over his positive New York Times pieces on Apple's buggy operating system and obfuscating CEO. So what is he, then? A "Visionary." (Updated) More » -
#thefuture
Everything Bad About the Web Was Once Said About Television
This 1945 pamphlet on the "Future of Television" is awesome. But who would have thought we'd be having the same tired discussion 65 years later? The table of contents is a template for every contemporary new media debate: More » -
#twitterati
'Rapist Killer' and Other Crazies Stalk Twitterati
Lev Grossman lost his whole novel when he changed flights; Rob Pegoraro carefully unfriended a touchy Facebook user; and a UK journalist discovered there are Twitter accounts worse than "rapist killer." The Twitterati battled a crazy world. More » -
#twitterati
Interns and Robots Stoke the Twitterati
Joel Madden walked out on a radio interview; Alexis Ohanian enjoyed some robot bartending and Bucky Turco did something we'd rather not think about with one of our interns. The Twitterati were especially excitable. More » -
#twitterati
Foreigners Seduce, Reject Twitterati
Brooke Hammerling was once beguiled by an accent; Sarah Lacy was charmed by Middle Eastern calls to prayer and Wired locked the doors between print and online. The Twitterati reconsidered that which is foreign. More » -
#twitterati
Ultimate Geek Porn Fantasy Haunts Twitterati
A Daily Show producer got caught listening; McSweeney's got caught exaggerating; and some nerdy erotica got caught being awesome. The Twitterati were sooo busted. More » -
#twitterati
Michael Lohan is a Cheap Sellout and Women Are Baffling, Say the Twitterati
Celebrity gossip merchant Bonnie Fuller slammed Michael Lohan for selling celebrity gossip; Gina Tripani was baffled by women, as a group; and a journalist tried to pull rank at a very nerdy ropeline. The Twitterati re-examined their bona fides. More » -
#twitterati
Twitterati Get Nasty Pictures After Seeking Free Liquor
Free booze was sought for Gothamist; freaky flasher pics were sent to Gizmodo; and Busy Philipps' day was ruined. The Twitterati asked for one thing and got something else entirely. More » -
#twitterati
Cursing at Birthday Well-Wishers and Gym Machines
Kevin Pollak swore at someone who wished him happy birthday; Deborah Gibson swore at her elliptical machine and Fred Durst's waiter swore (probably) at him. The Twitterati were curse machines. More » -
#twitterati
Jeremy Piven Is Too Professional for Halloween
A Brit commented happily on American girls; an actual mayor commented pessimistically on foursquare and Jeremy Piven commented critically on Halloween. The Twitterati were flexing their credentials. More » -
#photogallery
What Does Arianna Huffington Really Look Like?
The Huffington Post has brought back its old trick of posting embarrassingly high-resolution photos of celebrities, Portfolio.com notes, to much controversy. HuffPo defends its pics as "playful spin on our... fascination with celebrity images." OK, let's "play." With your founder. More »

