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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    01:18 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    No wonder nobody ever likes my emails about the benefits of my CUM... I don't capitalize or follow it up with a smiley face. #thewaywelivenow
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    11:56 AM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Whose knee is that? It reminds me of Melissa Gira. Sheila also has very nice knees. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    10:11 AM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Allow me to be the first person in this thread to act the scold and say I wish we didn't make things like this news.

    These are not public figures, this is harmless and it could have happened to any of us.

    /sex joke #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    09:55 AM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    I just saw photographs of these two fine specimens and I think I just came in my pants...........except it's from hole number two. Duct tape, I need you. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    09:30 AM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    This is so painfully banal--in part of course due to the short, neutral email text. But these people need to be fired and go live out their dull little fantasy.
    A matched pair of skanks. Blasts of porno thoughts with "How's your mother?" and "What's for lunch?"
    Yuck.

    And how old is Jake? Obviously toddler or less. Good luck, kid. You're going to need it. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    01:52 AM

    In reply to Foreigners Seduce, Reject Twitterati
    If you wanna party you better bring your own wine coolers, sonny, because I ain't buying this for you. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/06/09

    In reply to Writers Brawl After Nerds Stop Brawling
    Not ONE "the lurkers are with me?" #skype
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Foreigners Seduce, Reject Twitterati
    What precious Sarah Lacy does NOT say is, they start at five in the FUCKING MORNING, when decent people are just going to bed. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/06/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    I feel like I need to make a comment on this.

    Unfortunately, we current students didn't get CC'ed, but this story will no doubt end up on every fraternity list-serve within the next week! #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    11/06/09

    In reply to Writers Brawl After Nerds Stop Brawling
    This is exactly like the notes we passed in junior high! Exactly! Somebody said something and somebody else scoffed and that one came back and roared and then another one said he didn't get the message. There's nothing new under the sun, but I think Mardou was more incisive way back when ... #skype
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    11/06/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    WTF is CFM?
    Certified Floodplain Manager
    cubic feet per minute
    Central Florida Motorspots #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/06/09

    @Mo MoDo: "come fuck me" #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    11/06/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    So. Uncreative.
    Bored Ivy League wankers at work, who haven't yet figured out what personal email is for! #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    I'm trying to figure if the lack of Girl Wonders is because of patent sex bias on the part of the media gatekeepers, or if it's because they've got cooties and (except for Mom) are sorta yucky. #wehateyourkids
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    Am I the only one praying the Dating Advice Kid's next book is How to Talk to Your New Juvie Hall Roommate? #wehateyourkids
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/06/09

    @Trai_Dep: Chapter One: You've Got a Pretty Mouth Isn't the Compliment You Think It Is. #wehateyourkids
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    11/06/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    From: John
    To: Lisa
    Subject: RE:
    Yes, you CERTAINLY WOOD Baby!!! :)

    Let's review the sins: 1) use of all caps; 2) multiple exclamation points; 3) emoticon; 4) bad sexual pun.

    23 letters in his message, and 4 cardinal email sins. That is an extraordinarily low ratio. I'm impressed/horrified. #thewaywelivenow
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