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Shadowlayer: Status Update:
Sally used the panic button
Sally is in panic now
Sally is being raped by Susan with a Assmaster dildo™ (buy yours here)
Sally is... more »
Shadowlayer: Did youtube use obviously stolen videos to make the site viral as fast as possible and then sell it in a get-rich-quick scheme? Yes
But on the other ... more »
Shadowlayer: Hi, my name is Nipples the Enchilada and I work at Korean Baby Killer™ as a Social Media Slacker who gets paid for doing shit other people do for fr... more »
Shadowlayer: "we figured we could just try to predict the stock market. And then we decided it was illegal"
The irony is that that must be the best and possibly m... more »