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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    09:03 PM

    In reply to Writers Brawl After Nerds Stop Brawling
    This is exactly like the notes we passed in junior high! Exactly! Somebody said something and somebody else scoffed and that one came back and roared and then another one said he didn't get the message. There's nothing new under the sun, but I think Mardou was more incisive way back when ... #skype
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    06:49 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    WTF is CFM?
    Certified Floodplain Manager
    cubic feet per minute
    Central Florida Motorspots #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    06:53 PM

    @Mo MoDo: "come fuck me" #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    06:48 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    So. Uncreative.
    Bored Ivy League wankers at work, who haven't yet figured out what personal email is for! #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    06:44 PM

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    I'm trying to figure if the lack of Girl Wonders is because of patent sex bias on the part of the media gatekeepers, or if it's because they've got cooties and (except for Mom) are sorta yucky. #wehateyourkids
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    06:40 PM

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    Am I the only one praying the Dating Advice Kid's next book is How to Talk to Your New Juvie Hall Roommate? #wehateyourkids
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    06:42 PM

    @Trai_Dep: Chapter One: You've Got a Pretty Mouth Isn't the Compliment You Think It Is. #wehateyourkids
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    06:15 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    From: John
    To: Lisa
    Subject: RE:
    Yes, you CERTAINLY WOOD Baby!!! :)

    Let's review the sins: 1) use of all caps; 2) multiple exclamation points; 3) emoticon; 4) bad sexual pun.

    23 letters in his message, and 4 cardinal email sins. That is an extraordinarily low ratio. I'm impressed/horrified. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of limber limber
    06:05 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    "How’s your mother-in-law? This must be such a difficult time for all concerned."

    Oh, Lisa. You have no idea. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    06:01 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    All they need is Bill O'Reilly and some falafel for a perfect evening. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    06:00 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Most of my sexual fantasies involve tech support personnel in Central New York, so I too was unpleasantly surprised by the photos. #thewaywelivenow
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    05:58 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Why was this published? It has no journalistic value and is a gross invasion of privacy for the two people concerned.

    For shame. #thewaywelivenow
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    registered was starred registered was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    05:59 PM

    @registered: Well, the dude sent it to literally thousands of people. And he's in IT! I mean, if anyone should be aware of the danger of unsecured data.. #thewaywelivenow
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    06:09 PM

    @Dave J.: I was asking how it wound up on Gawker. It has no place here. Privacy, people! #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    05:53 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Gross. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    05:48 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Will people really never learn not to write something in email they don't want made public? If nothing else, think about the fact that if there is ever a lawsuit against your employer and your emails end up in discovery, attorneys will be laughing at you in their conference room at 2am. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    05:58 PM

    @Lymed: And we do. We very much do. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    05:47 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    I have very few Rules of Life, but one of them is this: anyone who says "cum" instead of "come" (eg. "let me cum over") and thinks it is clever deserves to be punched in the throat. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of NorthernLite NorthernLite
    05:43 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    I didn't have to read any farther than the part about Obama and the NWO (New World Order).
    Think that 'splains a lot about these two crazy kids. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    05:36 PM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    there is nothing sexy about an emoticon. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    05:43 PM

    @ms_priestypants: Did you look at the photos? The emoticons are far sexier than John or Lisa could ever hope to be. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    05:58 PM

    @misslinda: Plus the extra exclamation points. Nothing sexy about this couple at all. Maybe they deserved each other. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    06:15 PM

    @misslinda: oh my. I had missed the photos. In her defense, I think she could have done better? #thewaywelivenow
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