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    05:56 AM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Seriously, would you LOOK at some of these comments? What does it take to revive Zombie Jack Ketch? #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Wow, this guy pulled a real boner. #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    @MisterHippity: Aw, cum on--he's going through a hard time and I'm sure he feels like a total jerk-off. #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    @DahlELama: He made an ass of himself, all right. What a fuck-up. He's in pretty deep.
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    yikes...i feel bad for them, but this kind of stuff does happen on the internet too easily so the caveat lies there. but really, i feel horrible for her kids. how embarrassing and much worse for them to have to deal with. #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    jane aldridge: teenage fashion blogger turned vogue it-girl, turned urban outfitters designer and chanel-invitee to the crillon ball. even kanye west said he wanted to work with her. [seaofshoes.com] #wehateyourkids
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Project Runway: Getty Us the Hell out of Here
    Remember when Charlie Brown goes trick-or-treating? Everyone inventories the candy they got except for poor Chuck who sadly announces, "I got a rock." Also remember how his ghost costume had holes all over it because he had trouble with the scissors? I'm now picturing Real Tears Chrissy (TM) back in Minnesota with his kite stuck in a tree crying "Aaaaargh!" #projectrunway
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    No wonder nobody ever likes my emails about the benefits of my CUM... I don't capitalize or follow it up with a smiley face. #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Whose knee is that? It reminds me of Melissa Gira. Sheila also has very nice knees. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/07/09

    In reply to Clooney, Carrey and Oscar's Frontrunner Are Coming to the Movies
    These CGI-fests have a habit of celebrating the technology over the story that grows very old 40 minutes in.

    A-effing-men. #themenwhostareatgoats
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Allow me to be the first person in this thread to act the scold and say I wish we didn't make things like this news.

    These are not public figures, this is harmless and it could have happened to any of us.

    /sex joke #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    @lukeoneil47: I'm with ya. #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    @lukeoneil47: You're not alone. I thnk this is horrifying. #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    @registered: @ deardearfriend: People in the world are attracted to one another sexually, sometimes when they are married. The further they deviate from norms of pop culture attractiveness, the more this becomes news. #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    I just saw photographs of these two fine specimens and I think I just came in my pants...........except it's from hole number two. Duct tape, I need you. #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    This is so painfully banal--in part of course due to the short, neutral email text. But these people need to be fired and go live out their dull little fantasy.
    A matched pair of skanks. Blasts of porno thoughts with "How's your mother?" and "What's for lunch?"
    Yuck.

    And how old is Jake? Obviously toddler or less. Good luck, kid. You're going to need it. #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Foreigners Seduce, Reject Twitterati
    If you wanna party you better bring your own wine coolers, sonny, because I ain't buying this for you. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of Sunshineyness Sunshineyness
    11/07/09

    In reply to A History of the Theater Gimmicks Meant to Save Hollywood
    My ultimate problem with 3D so far is that it's not new. It's, like mentioned, nearly 50 years old... and they are still doing the same dumb things with it. It's still just a novelty. When you watch a movie in 2D that was released in theaters as 3D you totally know it because stuff is needlessly chucked at the audience and what not.

    Until someone figures out how to do something un-gimmicky with it it will always be just that- a gimmick. #3d
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    Image of Communist Pope Communist Pope
    11/07/09

    @Sunshineyness: Agreed. Not only that, but you still have to wear stupid glasses to watch a 3D flick (or view one of those 3D monitors that are becoming quite popular amongst my techy friends). That alone will probably keep me from seeing Avatar in theaters, no matter how gorgeous some of the preview footage has looked.

    I'm sure that, someday, someone will come up with a way to project 3D on a screen without requiring the viewer to put on glasses. Until then, 3D's not for me. #3d
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    11/07/09

    @Sunshineyness: You know, it's not exactly the same. It IS getting a bit different. Sure, most of the cheap-o shit is just stuff flying at the camera.

    The better computer animated films or mocap films have succeeded to varying degrees. Is it a game changer? Eh... probably not. But something like Beowulf (an awful awful movie) had a very lovely pop up book feeling to it where every thing in frame was at it's own depth. Sure, they had a couple swords pushed into the lens, but the highlight was really just the subtle depth in every single shot. I don't think it's enough to change the industry, but it can be a fun thing to see every once and awhile. If only it were coupled with a good movie. #3d
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    11/06/09

    In reply to A History of the Theater Gimmicks Meant to Save Hollywood
    I recall that one of the reasons sensurround was removed from theaters was that it actually made movies a little too intense. I remember seeing "Rollercoaster" in sensurround when I was about 5 years old, and I had to actually run out of the theater during the first scene, it was so scary. The seats actually rumbled as the rollercoaster went around the track. And I don't mean a little bit. It really was like one of those VR rides they have nowadays. And it was LOUD. Louder than any movie I've seen since.

    Reading the wikipedia article on sensurround now, they do mention that some theater patrons actually became sick, and there were reports of property damage.

    Say what you want about it, but this was one movie novelty that really brought it. 3D has always been kind of disappointing and lame, but sensurround was actually a little too much.
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Clooney, Carrey and Oscar's Frontrunner Are Coming to the Movies
    What about the Irish girl in The Lovely Bones? #themenwhostareatgoats
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