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    A Message To Rudy: Someone hacked into The Devil's Google account because he uses No. 12. more »
    throwdetta: You know what is a great (and not moth-eaten) musical that would make an excellent and gorgeous movie AND deals with the foreign language thing in a r... more »
    Atilla the Bun: The title "Nine" is not because it is about nine women in his life who each sing a musical number. The movie is about his struggle to make his 9th fi... more »
    bitch_pleaze: "There Is Such a Thing As Too Much Meta" Oh Gawker. Oh Irony. Oh my god. more »
    Mo MoDo: The lyrics are far and away the worst part of the movie. I spent most of that "Making Movies" number playing Guess The Next Rhyme. There was no moon/J... more »
    mimigoliath: I don't think anything will ever top "Reefer Madness: The Musical" for me. Or "Little Shop of Horrors." more »
    Magicant: No "swordfish" on the list. The Marx Brothers weep. more »
    Magister: I'm sure there's a whole string of movies in which Kate Hudson would do well, but they're basically the same as her mother's movies and in this day an... more »
    manchops: Lets get something straight about Kate Hudson. When she accepted her best supporting actress golden globe for Almost Famous (Yes, she won!), she stood... more »
    Newyorkez: I saw and enjoyed "Nine" much better than I did "Chicago" at its time, too bad for producers that the musical is a dying movie genre. Daniel Day Lewi... more »
    valet_of_the_dolls: Brian, your crack at people who won't read subtitles kind of loses any sting after reading that you "used to look at Penelope Cruz as a very attractiv... more »
    Trulymadlyme: Fergie was, in fact, kind of awesome. I am surprised she isn't getting more award love. more »
    TedSez: It's easy to forget that most movies based on Broadway musicals suck, and many fail at the box office. But then once in a while one will be okay and d... more »
    HenryEvil: Well written post, however, I have to say I find Fergie's methface rather distinctive. If there's any celebrity I couldn't pick out of a lineup, it'd ... more »
    AndPreciousLittleofThat: 10. If you're going to come out with a movie and your title is just going to be a number, try to make sure there isn't another movie coming out with ... more »
    Airvault: I know what you mean, Brian. Some choice lyrics taken from the forthcoming musical adaptation of The Bicycle Thief: My husband hangs posters/So we ca... more »
    BettyCrocker: Brian, your post was better than the film, particularly: drag queen with her dick hanging out from under her skirt. more »
    Arken: "Sophia Loren's Spanish-inflected English" Sophia Loren is Italian, Brian. more »
    AjaxNangerini: I knew it was going to be horrible months ago. Looked worse than the the film version of "A Chorus Line". I flew in a rant about how bad it was goin... more »
    Daveinva: 123456? That's the password on my luggage! more »
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