Queen Bees, Wannabes & How Technology Has Changed Teens Forever

Rosalind Wiseman is the author of Queen Bees & Wannabes, the 2002 book that inspired the movie Mean Girls. A new edition comes out today—and pretty much scares the shit out of me. [Jezebel]

NFL Preemptively Stops First Twitter Touchdown Celebration

As expected, the NFL has laid down a formal law banning the use of Twitter during games, providing fans with at least one safe haven in the ongoing war to see who can be the league's most obnoxious player. [Deadspin]

Original Snow Leopard Was Too Blood Thirsty for Mac OS X Box

Yes, I'm obsessed with the new Mac OS X box. But I treated the poor snow leopard badly. This is not a clipart pussy cat. This is one serious blood thirsty beast who was censored by Apple. Spot the difference: [Gizmodo]

GM Aborts Buick Crossover After Negative Twitter Response

News today Buick will kill the planned Saturn Vue-platformed plug-in-hybrid-electric crossover comes as no surprise to the consumers and journalists who saw it in person. The "Vue-ick" was horrifyingly atrocious. Now we've uncovered news GM killed it because of Twitter. [Jalopnik]

An Insider On the Apple Tablet

I never fully believed the Apple tablet was real beyond dreams, until I heard these words over my phone: "Hey, it's [redacted]. I may or may not have sat in some Apple meetings for the tablet."  [Gizmodo]

ESPN Twitter Memo: The Remix

So now that the infamous memo has been passed around to everyone, ESPN has reworked their guidelines for those individuals still confused or incensed by the policy and what they can and cannot do. [Deadspin]

Are Apple Products Secretly Girly?

Last week, Forbes writer Bridget Brennen asked: Is Apple the world's most discreetly feminine brand? We wonder: When did user-friendly become code for female-friendly? [Jezebel]

Google Voice Is Cool, But Do You Need It?

You've read about the features, you saw the invites going out, but you might be wondering what, exactly, Google Voice could do for you. Here's our guide for the curious and uninvited on whether your phones need some Google juice. [Lifehacker]

Tesla Co-Founder Eberhard Sues Elon Musk, Tesla

Tesla Motors co-founder Martin Eberhard, ousted from the company in November 2007 by then-chairman Elon Musk, has now filed suit in Califonria Superior Court against both Musk and Tesla Motors alleging slander, libel and breach of contract. [Jalopnik]

Does The Huffington Post Use Sexism To Drive Liberal Page Views?

The Sexist blogger Amanda Hess says, "Yes." And we're a little hard-pressed to disagree. [Jezebel]

"I'm Pregnant," And Other "Lies" Twitterers Say Women Tell

Need a healthy dose of gender stereotyping, with an added dash of creepy? Check out the newly-popular Twitter tag #liesgirlstell, where men and women list all the ways ladies are supposedly stretching the truth. [Jezebel]

Tesla Now Worth Less Than Twitter

Daimler's 10% stake in Tesla for "double digit millions" pegs Tesla's value at less than a billion dollars and probably closer to $100 million. That means Tesla's likely worth less than Twitter! [Jalopnik]

"Get Your Man Back Now": The Horror And Humor Of GMail Breakup Ads

Anyone who's gone through a breakup in the age of email will likely recognize some of the horrible GMail ads that prey on emailers at their most vulnerable. A hall of shame, after the jump. [Jezebel]

Who's Leaving Facebook Next?

The wheels seem to be coming off at Facebook after the ouster of CFO Gideon Yu. We hear another executive is leaving the social network to spend more time with his family. More »

Google Streetview Captures British People Drunkenly Vomiting

The British are very polite. There's no way you're going to catch them peeing on the street like some Spaniard. But you will, luckily for us, see them vomiting up a booze storm in broad daylight. [Gizmodo]

Steve Jobs' Health Declining Rapidly, Reason for Macworld Cancellation

According to a previously reliable source, Apple misrepresented the reasons behind Macworld and Jobs' keynote cancellation. Allegedly, the real cause is his rapidly declining health. In fact, it may be even worse than we imagined: [Gizmodo]

Little League Thief Rewarded with Magazine Cover

What happened to Terry Drayton, the tech CEO whose company allegedly stole hundreds of thousands of dollars from kids' sports clubs? Why, he's Seattle Business's new cover boy.

Could This Be the Worst Tech Movie Ever?

In our list of behind-the-times tech in Hollywood movies, we missed a classic: Little Black Book, a Brittany Murphy vehicle which centered around a girlfriend discovering her boyfriend's PDA.