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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Wow, this guy pulled a real boner. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/07/09

    @MisterHippity: Aw, cum on--he's going through a hard time and I'm sure he feels like a total jerk-off. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/07/09

    @DahlELama: He made an ass of himself, all right. What a fuck-up. He's in pretty deep.
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    yikes...i feel bad for them, but this kind of stuff does happen on the internet too easily so the caveat lies there. but really, i feel horrible for her kids. how embarrassing and much worse for them to have to deal with. #thewaywelivenow
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    jane aldridge: teenage fashion blogger turned vogue it-girl, turned urban outfitters designer and chanel-invitee to the crillon ball. even kanye west said he wanted to work with her. [seaofshoes.com] #wehateyourkids
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    Was Joe married to Michael Jackson? He's talking alimony numbers, it's the take Khloe Kardishan's going for when she divorces that guy she's not married to. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    Oh, big ups to McDonaugh's. You could walk in there at 4:30 (AM) after even Starvin' Marvin wouldn't sell you beer and they would serve up a six pack with the caps popped and you could march back out into the early morning light feeling like a very clever hobo. And they told Durtiz he was too late? Total snub. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: I knew you'd know where that was. Savannah snubbed Duritz because of late hours? Unlikely. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: Perhaps only in Savannah could a girl get away with "Does my napkin smell like chloroform?"

    Oh, and others have theorized about Durtiz "abilities". It's about the only way to come to grips with his impressive list of former lovers. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    Penis. [Edit: I have resisted randomly and puckishly posting that word in the comments here for ages now. Thank you, Foster, for providing a perfectly legitimate opportunity for me to finally do so.]#slumdogmillionare
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    I do not think Arsenio likes Paula like that, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Also, he has a very large penis. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    I heard Swisher was dating Joanna Garcia from Gossip Girl. I would've thought she, at least, would have better taste than the Murray Hill Brother Jimmy's. The UES one, maybe. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    No wonder nobody ever likes my emails about the benefits of my CUM... I don't capitalize or follow it up with a smiley face. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    Statistically speaking, odds are against Dev Patel having a huge schlong. The average penis length in India is the smallest of any country that studies the size of its dicks. This information comes from "Manswers" on Spike TV, which is no Discovery Channel, but clearly has lots of dickpertise. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @lionboy: Which is why he's the One and Only. Literally. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    @Foster Kamer: If so, she really does need to keep a close eye on him because there will be a billion deprived Indian women wanting to get a piece of it. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    If Joe Jackson gets even one penny from that estate, I will lose all faith in the American Justice System, the US Constitution and the American Revolution. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    josh duhamel must have a thing for butter faces?!?!?
    also hamno, i don't know how folks are going to take not having some gangsta ass shit via the post this morning! #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    I actually find Counting Crows songs to be more palatable when they are sung by staggeringly drunk 40 year old men who you just know walked around campus 15 years ago in a goatie and those hgrrid hemp-weave hoodies. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Whose knee is that? It reminds me of Melissa Gira. Sheila also has very nice knees. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Allow me to be the first person in this thread to act the scold and say I wish we didn't make things like this news.

    These are not public figures, this is harmless and it could have happened to any of us.

    /sex joke #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of deardearfriend deardearfriend
    11/07/09

    @lukeoneil47: I'm with ya. #thewaywelivenow
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    lukeoneil47 promoted this comment deardearfriend was starred deardearfriend was unstarred
    Image of registered registered
    11/07/09

    @lukeoneil47: You're not alone. I thnk this is horrifying. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    11/07/09

    @registered: @ deardearfriend: People in the world are attracted to one another sexually, sometimes when they are married. The further they deviate from norms of pop culture attractiveness, the more this becomes news. #thewaywelivenow
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