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    Image of Julia Allison Julia Allison
    01:04 AM

    In reply to First Pic of Justin Timberlake as Facebook President

    Sean Parker would never make such a provincial sartorial decision. #thesocialnetwork
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    Image of Julia Allison Julia Allison
    01:05 AM

    PS. SP is also exceedingly sweet. #thesocialnetwork
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    07:06 AM

    @Julia Allison: Wait so, help me understand. Who's sweeter: Andrew Ross Sorkin ("super sweet") or this dude ("exceedingly sweet")? And who makes for a better namedrop? I guess it probably depends on which coast you're on at the time, huh. #thesocialnetwork
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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    12:51 AM

    In reply to Magazine's Product Of Year Doesn't Actually Exist
    Michael, seriously, an internet tablet? how many of those were released to no success? #techcrunch
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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    12:33 AM

    In reply to This 16-Year-Old Has 120,000 Twitter Followers, Brighter Future Than You
    Meh, how many of these "wonder kids" we saw during the last dotcom bust a decade ago and yet we hear nothing from them nowadays?

    I read something about this kid daniel a while ago: his startup is merely a custom wordpress site, not even coded (if you can call putting a WP site together coding) by him but some 25 yr old which he payed for that if I recall correctly.

    But you know whats even funnier? Back in my teens I would stumble with guys like daniel all the time. They were a dime-a-dozen, and all of them my age or even a couple years older.

    Problem? well, to put it simple none of them could keep up with the BS: having some knowledge in tech just didnt compare to a CS graduate, and as soon as they reached their 20s the bright kid was replaced by an average guy who couldnt do what most of his peers did everyday.

    Being so reluctant to even try college, to the point of calling it a waste of time ('cause working in a common startup for 5 years until its bankrupt really pays out!) this kid is going to find himself flipping burgers and living with his parents well into his 30s.

    In a scam like this, you can only keep pumping bullshit until a better scammer comes by, which is what daniel over here is going to learn the hard way in a few years from now.

    This kid is basically a product, like a star child being push fowards by his money-grabbing parents.
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    Edited by Shadowlayer at 11/10/09 12:41 AM Shadowlayer was starred Shadowlayer was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    She looks cute, and I like the outfit. It’s futuristic enough; the robotic sheen is good for her position and image. But I wish they had found a yellow or orange ball for the shoot—too much red.

    The real-life clutter in the background isn’t working either. You need a creative director to select a set of diverse objects that suggest office clutter and googly-randomness—but not actual clutter. #marissamayer
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    Her voice is graaaaaaaating. Good for her for being in the right place at the right time and being smart, too. Now go away. #marissamayer
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    Headline: Only Woman in Office Deemed "Hot" #marissamayer
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    11/09/09

    In reply to 'Holy Shit' Indeed: Analyst Curse-Out Like a Bracing Cold Shower for Garmin
    Well, "Shitty Margins" usually equates to a more affordable product!
    Way to go Garmin! Socialislamofascists.

    FWIW, having a GPS (Garmin, in my case) at the ready has made my driving life a lot less anxiety prone. #modernandawkward
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    Does one ogle or oogle a Googler? #marissamayer
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    That outfit is fug. #marissamayer
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/09/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: That's her tragic flaw. She dresses like a nerd. #marissamayer
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    Image of t0ph t0ph
    11/09/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: It's like Jerry's puffy shirt & Prince's Purple Rain shirt had a really smart baby. Shirt. A baby shirt...oh what the hell am I saying? #marissamayer
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    @goetz: And dressing like a nerd could be totally cool, if one embraces it as a true identity. But the failed fashionista look is just fug. #marissamayer
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/09/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Yeah, she just halfasses it. And then wears a purple silk blouse on national TV. #marissamayer
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    Image of vampirebris vampirebris
    11/09/09

    @goetz: @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I think the red and purple combo means she's a member of the Red Hat Society. Anyone with grandma will know what I'm talking about. [www.redhatsociety.com] #marissamayer
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    @vampirebris: I admire those ladies when I see them walking together at the mall. #marissamayer
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    11/09/09

    In reply to AOL Layoffs Tomorrow to Kick Off Depressing Holiday Season?
    At least when I got laid off, the Southern Baptist prick delayed from Good Friday (because the Judge hadn't signed off on the closure of a major metro newspaper actually making money and the firing of nearly 1,900 people) to the Monday after Easter. Did I mention he was and still is a rich prick? #aol
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    Edited by miss_msry at 11/09/09 8:07 PM miss_msry was starred miss_msry was unstarred
    Image of Jason McCabe Calacanis Jason McCabe Calacanis
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Insanely Rich Young Mobile Ad Broker You've Never Heard Of
    Am I really the benchmark for exits now? Ugh... I better have another hit soon. :-)

    Seriously big ups to fellow Sequoia Capital company AdMob on this HUGE home run.

    Amazing execution, perfect timing and a killer team = huge exit. #omarhamoui
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Insanely Rich Young Mobile Ad Broker You've Never Heard Of
    From the video;

    Some of these are probably bigger than we are right now, but we're bigger than we were 12 months ago

    Well now, you're even larger than you were.
    ---

    He sounds like a smart and prudent guy.
    Congratulations to him.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/09/09 7:33 PM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/09/09

    In reply to San Francisco Braces for Gen. Tom Cruise to Move In (And Perhaps Lead Scientology Offensive)
    I don't know why, but I find the idea of Larry Ellison as a Scientologist to be absolutely delicious. #tomcruise
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    Image of Double Banger Double Banger
    11/09/09

    In reply to First Pic of Justin Timberlake as Facebook President
    According the script, Sean Parker was also "the guy" who founded Napster.

    Shawn Fanning, lost to history. Pour one out. #thesocialnetwork
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11/09/09

    In reply to First Pic of Justin Timberlake as Facebook President
    I figured that the picture on the left was a JT candid, the one on the right was Parker (which it is), and that I'd see JT-as-Parker after I clicked on the post. Are they seriously just having him grow his hair out a bit and letting that be enough to supposedly look like Parker? This should be interesting. #thesocialnetwork
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