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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    05:19 PM

    In reply to Buy a Private Jet Trip with Ice Cream-Licking Art Star of Silicon Valley
    This is entirely devoid of content. I will now move on and pretend it didn't happen... because it didn't. #druekataoka
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04:55 PM

    In reply to Buy a Private Jet Trip with Ice Cream-Licking Art Star of Silicon Valley
    Giz, why are you helping to publicize this shameless self-promoter? #druekataoka
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    Hello Mister Walrus was starred Hello Mister Walrus was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    04:53 PM

    In reply to Buy a Private Jet Trip with Ice Cream-Licking Art Star of Silicon Valley
    A very nice blend of pretentiousness and affectation, nuanced with a lack of self-awareness. And the Fisher Price haircut is just icing on the cake! #druekataoka
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04:51 PM

    In reply to Buy a Private Jet Trip with Ice Cream-Licking Art Star of Silicon Valley
    Holy crap. I saw this lady at some event when I was in college a couple of years ago. #druekataoka
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    Hello Mister Walrus was starred Hello Mister Walrus was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    04:33 PM

    In reply to Buy a Private Jet Trip with Ice Cream-Licking Art Star of Silicon Valley
    Nonsense in tomato sauce. #druekataoka
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    02:57 PM

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    Ricky Van Veen is super talented, so how is this a bad thing? #bensilverman
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    Richard Blakeley was starred Richard Blakeley was unstarred
    Image of random_play random_play
    02:48 PM

    In reply to A Top Googler's Ominous Radio Fight
    If you want to see the goods, everyone knows you have to search on marissa mayer cupcakes. #marissamayer
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02:48 PM

    In reply to This 16-Year-Old Has 120,000 Twitter Followers, Brighter Future Than You
    That photo of him looks like Peep Show: The Wonder Years.

    He's Mark, obviously.

    Anyone out there I didn't lose? #danielbrusilovsky
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    Image of Moonshine Mike Moonshine Mike
    02:42 PM

    In reply to Big Google Is Watching: Meet Your Creepy Google Dossier (and Mine)
    Is it time to change the name of "fleshbot" to something less innocuous? #google
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    02:47 PM

    @Moonshine Mike: hahaha! Fleshbot is so random and great! It taught me I'm turned on by a lot more things than I thought I was. #google
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    02:41 PM

    In reply to A Top Googler's Ominous Radio Fight
    This thread is worthless without pics.

    See? The internet can do it too! #marissamayer
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    Image of Moonshine Mike Moonshine Mike
    02:52 PM

    @m4ximusprim3: I blame Ryan i I get fired for searching the internet for these pics. #marissamayer
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    Image of Peter Feld Peter Feld
    02:40 PM

    In reply to Big Google Is Watching: Meet Your Creepy Google Dossier (and Mine)
    Let's just hope they never merge with Facebook. (On the other hand there'd be huge taxpayer savings, since we could shut down the CIA as redundant.) #google
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    Peter Feld was starred Peter Feld was unstarred
    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    02:53 PM

    @Peter Feld: the CIA already owns a stake in Facebook: [www.guardian.co.uk]
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    Edited by britneyspearstears at 11/05/09 2:53 PM britneyspearstears was starred britneyspearstears was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    02:38 PM

    In reply to Big Google Is Watching: Meet Your Creepy Google Dossier (and Mine)
    Google doesn't quite know all. It certainly doesn't know about that one time with me and the showgirls and the stolen champagne in Asunción . . . Well, maybe it knows now. #google
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02:53 PM

    @Smitros:

    Whatever google doesn't know about me is either recorded by the guy in the silver hyundai with the really long lens, or I blurt out here. #google
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    02:38 PM

    In reply to Big Google Is Watching: Meet Your Creepy Google Dossier (and Mine)
    That redacted product blur is juuuuust long enough to read "Fleshlight." The cover up is always worse than the crime, Mr. Tate! #google
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    Image of Ryan Tate Ryan Tate
    02:41 PM

    @Unsolicited Advice: Heh, I was deciding what to blur while in Photoshop and that one only showed a serial number, so I blurred because, ya, who knows what freaky shit I've looked up on Google Shopping.

    After I published, I clicked through, and turns out it was former Gawker Media editor Will Leitch's book. $81 fracking dollars, used!

    [www.google.com]

    (I just realized, the more I talk, the more you'll assume it was a sex toy. CONFIRMED.) #google
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    Ryan Tate was starred Ryan Tate was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03:03 PM

    @Ryan Tate: Used? Ewwww. #google
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    Smitros was starred Smitros was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    02:35 PM

    In reply to Ben Silverman's New College Buddy
    I hate to break it to you, but Mr. Silverman has fallen a lot farther than you know. At the Coffee and Tea Bean on Sunset this morning, he made me the tastiest chai-latte, and it only took him three tries.

    This man has a future.

    Oh, and with the money I left for a tip, I suggested that he take his friend on over to Fantastic Sam's for the Emo Phillip's Special.

    Talk about a win-win....
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    Edited by TheSometimesWhy at 11/05/09 2:37 PM TheSometimesWhy was starred TheSometimesWhy was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    02:15 PM

    In reply to A Top Googler's Ominous Radio Fight
    Mayer should have known better than to go on the show, but, to be fair, she is right only 80% of the time. #marissamayer
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    iplaudius was starred iplaudius was unstarred
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