A very nice blend of pretentiousness and affectation, nuanced with a lack of self-awareness. And the Fisher Price haircut is just icing on the cake! #druekataoka
Let's just hope they never merge with Facebook. (On the other hand there'd be huge taxpayer savings, since we could shut down the CIA as redundant.) #google
Google doesn't quite know all. It certainly doesn't know about that one time with me and the showgirls and the stolen champagne in Asunción . . . Well, maybe it knows now. #google
@Unsolicited Advice: Heh, I was deciding what to blur while in Photoshop and that one only showed a serial number, so I blurred because, ya, who knows what freaky shit I've looked up on Google Shopping.
After I published, I clicked through, and turns out it was former Gawker Media editor Will Leitch's book. $81 fracking dollars, used!
I hate to break it to you, but Mr. Silverman has fallen a lot farther than you know. At the Coffee and Tea Bean on Sunset this morning, he made me the tastiest chai-latte, and it only took him three tries.
This man has a future.
Oh, and with the money I left for a tip, I suggested that he take his friend on over to Fantastic Sam's for the Emo Phillip's Special.
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He's Mark, obviously.
Anyone out there I didn't lose? #danielbrusilovsky
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See? The internet can do it too! #marissamayer
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Whatever google doesn't know about me is either recorded by the guy in the silver hyundai with the really long lens, or I blurt out here. #google
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After I published, I clicked through, and turns out it was former Gawker Media editor Will Leitch's book. $81 fracking dollars, used!
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(I just realized, the more I talk, the more you'll assume it was a sex toy. CONFIRMED.) #google
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This man has a future.
Oh, and with the money I left for a tip, I suggested that he take his friend on over to Fantastic Sam's for the Emo Phillip's Special.
Talk about a win-win....
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