I just saw photographs of these two fine specimens and I think I just came in my pants...........except it's from hole number two. Duct tape, I need you. #thewaywelivenow
This is so painfully banal--in part of course due to the short, neutral email text. But these people need to be fired and go live out their dull little fantasy.
A matched pair of skanks. Blasts of porno thoughts with "How's your mother?" and "What's for lunch?"
Yuck.
And how old is Jake? Obviously toddler or less. Good luck, kid. You're going to need it. #thewaywelivenow
What precious Sarah Lacy does NOT say is, they start at five in the FUCKING MORNING, when decent people are just going to bed. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
Unfortunately, we current students didn't get CC'ed, but this story will no doubt end up on every fraternity list-serve within the next week! #thewaywelivenow
This is exactly like the notes we passed in junior high! Exactly! Somebody said something and somebody else scoffed and that one came back and roared and then another one said he didn't get the message. There's nothing new under the sun, but I think Mardou was more incisive way back when ... #skype
I'm trying to figure if the lack of Girl Wonders is because of patent sex bias on the part of the media gatekeepers, or if it's because they've got cooties and (except for Mom) are sorta yucky. #wehateyourkids
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These are not public figures, this is harmless and it could have happened to any of us.
/sex joke #thewaywelivenow
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09:30 AM
A matched pair of skanks. Blasts of porno thoughts with "How's your mother?" and "What's for lunch?"
Yuck.
And how old is Jake? Obviously toddler or less. Good luck, kid. You're going to need it. #thewaywelivenow
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Unfortunately, we current students didn't get CC'ed, but this story will no doubt end up on every fraternity list-serve within the next week! #thewaywelivenow
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Certified Floodplain Manager
cubic feet per minute
Central Florida Motorspots #thewaywelivenow
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Bored Ivy League wankers at work, who haven't yet figured out what personal email is for! #thewaywelivenow
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To: Lisa
Subject: RE:
Yes, you CERTAINLY WOOD Baby!!! :)
Let's review the sins: 1) use of all caps; 2) multiple exclamation points; 3) emoticon; 4) bad sexual pun.
23 letters in his message, and 4 cardinal email sins. That is an extraordinarily low ratio. I'm impressed/horrified. #thewaywelivenow
11/06/09
Oh, Lisa. You have no idea. #thewaywelivenow