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#twitterati
Tony Robbins Shows How Not To Commemorate 9/11
Tony Robbins made an absurd 9/11 video; Oprah invented a very awkward way to mourn tragedy on Twitter, and Lauren Conrad needs your help getting naked. The Twitterati were having poignant moments, in their own way. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Trent Reznor Abandons Twitter, Too
Trent Reznor has had it with Twitter. The microblogging service let the singer give fans a peek into his personal life; that turned out to be not such a good idea. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Who's Abandoning Twitter?
Celebrity Twittering seems to be at an all-time high, which means it's time to brace for the inevitable comedown, when the fickle famous give up microblogging forever. Oprah Winfrey, ever the trend setter, is leading the charge. More » -
#doomwiththeview
Barbara Walters Can't Spell 'Virginity'
Oh Babs Walters. The View doyenne was once again discussing Twitter on her show this morning, and managed to copy Oprah by Twatting live on-air. In doing so, she managed to spell "virginity" wrong. More » -
#twittergasm
Oprah Fails to Tweet on Her Big Twitter Show
How could one possibly make Twitter even more of an exercise in self-absorption? How about by broadcasting yourself on national TV while using Twitter? Oprah's big Twitter show is on right now and we're watching. More » -
#shutuptwitter
The Oprah Has Twatted
Like watching a toddler take her first awkward steps, the Internet is collectively watching Oprah Winfrey use Twitter. As befits the Empress of Enthusiasm, her first message was an all-caps HOLLER! More » -
#shutuptwitter
Oprah's on Twitter, Twitter's on Oprah, and Everyone's So Excited!
We think we've figure out Twitter's big news tomorrow: Oprah Winfrey is joining Twitter. Here's the evidence. More » -
#markzuckerberg
Oprah Pal Plays Yenta with Facebook CEO
How much coffee did Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg drink before going on Oprah? We've never seen the 24-year-old Harvard dropout talk this fast. Instead of nervous pauses, he filled the air with spew. More » -



