Nitasha Tiku · 09/03/13 12:38PM

First they came for the perks. Quirky, the product development startup that raised $68 million last September, just sent out a memo delaying the week off it promised employees in October until Thanksgiving. Between that and laying off its chief revenue officer, we're sure the "damn good party (and talent show!)" consolation prize will be a boozy affair.

The Foie Gras Fountain Is in Conference Room B

Jeremy Blachman · 07/08/13 11:24AM

Dear Employees—We hope you’ve been enjoying the caviar station next to the copy center. As we complete our fourteenth round of venture capital funding, we are pleased to announce some additional workplace perks, to be added to the list outlined in the brochure you received during your month-long orientation at Nirvana All-Inclusive Beach Resort. We trust that you still have the brochure, since, like all of our corporate literature, it is made of gold.