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    nirreskeya: Obviously I'm ahead of the curve. #miloyiannopoulos more »
    RollsRoyceRevenge: Nothing kills the mood faster than charities devoted to blind and disabled students. Except, you know, like, nerds. #miloyiannopoulos more »
    Motoko Kusanagi: My worst nightmare is having a workplace that does this. #google more »
    Smackdown: Timely joke about Unabomber. #thesocialnetwork more »
    Alaska Miller: They should go back to work. I still don't get Google Wave. #google more »
    Hiroine Protagonist: What a novel approach to attacking the California budget deficit - massive fines for papparazzo! #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more »
    raincoaster: If the guy in the picture wants a stalker, I can be contacted on my Messages page here. Just sayin'. #google more »
    JennaW: I had no idea JK Rowling's black ops team would act so quickly to avenge their queen. [io9.com] #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more »
    resipsaloquacious: That sucks, Lev! I loved the Magicians and I was excited to read the sequel. I hope this does not delay the publishing too long. more »
    Airvault: I bet he makes that face a lot. #gavinnewsom more »
    BullfightsOnAcid: I imagine his Life Coach must spend at least an hour a day coaching him on his hair. "Repeat after me. Feel your follicles. Feel your fibers. You are... more »
    Conchie Birdie: I was beginning to forget we even had a mayor. #gavinnewsom more »
    TheSometimesWhy: Does the phrase "Appalachian Trail" take on a new meaning after this revelation? #gavinnewsom more »
    nirreskeya: If the BBQ was truly awesome he'd have remembered where it was. #google more »
    mattchew03: When is the novelty people associate with all of this stuff going to wear off? Because I want to be there, watching all of their "I just sharted and i... more »