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more about #valleywag TheSometimesWhy: I long for the good old days when a tweet was merely a bird's song.... more » Shadowlayer: I dont see why google has to buy this half-assed company thats only relevant to a few parts of the US and not that popular at all. A google version, ... more » youngmarblegiant: I'm a Yelp elite, and let me tell you it is really all about the free booze at the parties. You review a certain number of establishments and you get... more » contradicto: What's with the tiny Business Insider link at the bottom of this post? more » sfBirdie: Yelp is useful, but you have to read reviews with an open mind - especially in the Bay Area. Many of the 'Yelp Elite' reviewers take the title way to... more » DennyCrane: Boutros, Boutros, golly! more » raincoaster: The older Yelp gets, the more closely it resembles a cheesy freebie newspaper, the kind with 50-year-old jokes to keep the ad columns apart. The longe... more » resipsaloquacious: Henry Blodget? Really? more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: "The earliest recorded version of the poem was printed in London in Mother Goose's Melody around 1765, with the lyrics: High diddle diddle, The Cat a... more » Cunning_Linguist: I think your tone was a little too friendly, ifyouknowwhatI'msayin'. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I wear corduroys. Coincidence? Owed When You Never Did Earn What are you owed when you never did earn? A poke in the eye and money to burn? Bebo,... more » Swifter: Beware the mismatched plates, my son! The bells do toll for thee. Just take them to the rifle range, And prop them 'gainst a tree. For mismatched pla... more » Shadowlayer: 500M for a "company" nobody outside SF uses or even knows about... Thats it, google just went fucking retarded. more » Miss Anita Manbadly: Someone on Gawker must be able to write this article. It almost writes itself: About Heidi Klum Article should cover facts about celebrity/model, i... more » Miss Anita Manbadly: I'm writing (in free verse) an assignment on decorating with dark colors, but too many Christmas carols has made my meter very sing-song-y. Think the... more » Lucky: Where does one get these glitter grenades? They seem useful. more » Poodle_Heart: Twee, twee little boite Where we used to dine The plates and glasses never matched But we still drank the wine more » BettyCrocker: In patterns plain and fancy With silver rims prosaic They beg to be in smithereens Hot-glued in a mosaic. They’d make a nice small table Or perhaps... more » JohntheCraptist: The last stanza of this is--well, I was going to say "pure poetry" but that goes without saying. Point being, it's REAL good. more » daveyjonesisdead: See, I couldn't write about mismatched plates without being intimidating. Which is why I'm not a writer, I guess. more »
