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  • publicity stunts

    iPhone Porn Makes Long-Awaited App Debut

    It's been a full year since Time magazine dubbed porn "The iPhone's Next Frontier," and only now has an application publisher dared to distribute a truly adult application: An app called Hottest Girls was updated to include naked pictures. More »
    06/25/09
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    By Ryan Tate

    Comment by kneetoe: And if I do the right thing with my fingers, I can get her from vertical to horizontal. 6 Responses | Other threads

  • nsfw

    Comcast Porn Goof Gives Super Bowl Viewers an Eyeful

    Everyone's pretending to be shocked about the 10-second clip of porn spliced into Comcast's Tucson-area broadcast of the Super Bowl. Why? That's how Comcast butters its bread. More »
    02/02/09
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    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by tigolbitties: can someone explain to me why in porns, especially amateur porns, do dudes wear socks? (i am in no way... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • marketing

    Playboy's Seductive, Convoluted Cell Phone Thing

    What would you do for some free cell phone porn? Stand on one foot? Lick the pavement? Ha, Playboy is willing to work with you on this! Now, what would you do if it wasn't exactly porn, but a reality show webisode thing? You'd participate in a convoluted cell phone-based marketing scheme, wouldn't you. There's babes involved! More »
    12/11/08
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    By Hamilton Nolan

    Comment by Hydroceph: Really? This is the best Playboy can do? In this internet age, does anyone old enough and solvent enough to... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • the sum of all human knowledge

    Kiddie-porn scandal lands Wikipedia a British ban

    Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia any unemployed Internet commenter can edit, has been banned by British Internet service providers over a display of child porn.
    12/07/08
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    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by LaurenAethlius: I think this totally misses the point that THIS IS NOT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY! 2 Responses | Other threads

  • pervs

    Finally, a Porn Webcams Site Just for the iPhone

    Sometimes, you just want to see an ugly girl in Bulgaria taking her clothes off for you in real time, but you aren't near a computer. Oh, cruel fate! If only there was a way to see a tiny, low-quality video of said ugly girl stripping on your iPhone! Well, good news (I guess): now there is. Yes, it's the first iPhone-only porn cam site. [Gizmodo]
    11/03/08
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    By Adam Frucci

    Comment by KeepingTheForeName_GitEmSteveDave: My webcam site is iPhone friendly. And if you ask me nice enough..... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • space travel

    La petite mort for man, a giant hump for mankind

    Playboy capitalist Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic will take your $200,000 to book a brief trip to space. But when offered $1 million cash upfront to let an unnamed pornographer film some zero-gravity, superatmospheric nookie with the futurist-fetish SpaceShipTwo cabin as a backdrop, the space-tourism startup declined. Which leaves us here at Valleywag nothing to look forward to on the smut market once Hustler Video debuts the company's hardcore ode to Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin (Warning: Boobies and such). [Slashdot] (Photo by Getty/Daniel Berehulak)
    10/02/08
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    By Jackson West

    Comment by Jackson West: Fixed and fixed, folks. more » | Other threads

  • cbs

    'Citizen Journalism' = Porn

    Dadgummit, porn ruins corporate strategy! CBS is learning the hard way that if you give people a "branded mobile platform" to "upload" their "user-generated content," the "content" they will "generate" is "nekkid womens." The Tiffany Network started a site called CBSeyemobile.com where you, the idiotic consumer, can upload photos. And now they're shocked, shocked to find out that it's full of filth, loose women, and inappropriate public demonstrations of lesbianism! Ad Age broke the story in a Pulitzer-worthy feat of journalism, causing them to (modestly) publish this rather NSFW picture, which we are prepared to say is the most newsworthy photo that has ever graced that august publication's pages: More »
    10/01/08
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    By Hamilton Nolan

    Comment by GirlyWhirl: I never realized that lesbians stack so efficiently. 6 Responses | Other threads

  • sex trade

    Porn palace in San Francisco houses just another startup

    San Francisco's Kink.com operates just like any other startup — young folks everywhere, DJ booth in the break room, plucky office vibe — except there's way more ass-fucking. That's the story from inside The Armory, the imposing 200,000-sq. ft. "castle" at Mission and 14th Streets. The Armory's dungeonlike interior is the base of operations for CEO Peter Acworth's fetish-porn production company. What began as a shy British boy's experiments — building "fucking machines" and getting girls from Craigslist to ride them — has bloomed into a business that allowed him to buy his own playland for $14.5 million. Kink.com is the cover story for this week's San Francisco Bay Guardian. If you're not up to speed on the whole fucking-machine scene, here's a one-minute SFW text primer: More »
    09/24/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by Shadowlayer: I think is great that if my startup idea fails I can always go into porn, and therefore get 500%... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • Callie Simms

    Porn consultant teaches you to use Twitter so we don't have to

    It says a certain sad something that there's a whole consulting market in explaining how to use Twitter. They see the microblogging tool as just another outlet for "deep brand penetration." None more penetrating than adult-entertainment consultant Callie Simms, who's able cut to the quick of how Twitter is being used to inform and annoy. It should be mandatory for all future "new media" webinars to include her advice: "Talk about things in your industry. No, I don’t care what dildo was up Tera’s ass, talk about trends."
    09/17/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by colonelpanic: Not by the time you discovered it. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • search

    Baby's first gay porn, courtesy of Google

    A tipster tells us his boss searched Google Products for a "'Spit Happens' t-shirt" for his infant. Google found him a suitably innocent bodysuit on CafePress.com. It also found him a pair of gay porn videos, one called Nasty Nasty featuring "a stunning young man, the spitting image of a young Ben Affleck," and another called Bedrock, featuring actors who "take turns pounding each other on a bunch of iron beds," — ouch. We're not sure who to blame for the confusion here. More »
    09/16/08
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    By Nicholas Carlson

    Comment by sahaj: fake? 2 Responses | Other threads

  • online video

    Porn and ads account for two in five videos watched online

    That's what the addition by subtraction equals when you compare comScore's 10.8 billion unique video streams counted in June to Nielsen's 7.5 billion — because of the two Web usage statistic compilers, Nielsen refuses to count "pornography" and "advertising" in the company's total. At first I though, "There's a difference between porn and ads?" And then I remembered: I generally like porn and I usually hate ads. No wonder it's so hard to chose between loving and hating American Apparel. [Silicon Alley Insider]
    09/08/08
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    By Jackson West
  • david duchovny

    X-Files star in rehab for Internet porn addiction

    A little tear, please, for David Duchovny's broadband account. He's willingly severed his high-speed hookup so he can head to treatment for an addiction to Internet porn. Duchovny copped to rumors that he was a "sex addict" when he checked himself in last week. More »
    09/03/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by waynelambright: argg... public misspellings. Photo tag line contest: Porsche "its all you need, pants optional" 2 Responses | Other threads

  • porn

    Microsoft realizes the Internet is for porn

    Mozilla ended up dropping the feature from Firefox 3, but rumor has it Microsoft is considering adding a private browsing mode to its Internet Explorer 8 update. Private browsing — also known as "porn mode" — makes dumping a browser's history, clearing its cache and blocking cookies that much easier. Apple's Safari browser has had it as an option since 2005, when Paul Boutin recommended readers use it for "birthday shopping."
    08/20/08
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    By Nicholas Carlson

    Comment by harshmellow: Birthday suit shopping? more » | Other threads

  • politics

    Internet safe from California porn tax

    Online porn has been spared an XXXL tax, proposed last spring by Assemblyman Charles Calderon (D.-some town where no one buys porn). When even state Republicans wouldn't back the 25 percent tax on adult entertainment, including streaming and downloaded Internet content, Calderon's argument that those who produce and consume porn need to pay for its "harms" on the community started to fell apart. This week, the bill got tied up in the Appropriations Committee, from whence it's believed to be unlikely to emerge before the close of the legislative session on November 30. The term is "held under submission," and it has nothing to do with anything going on inside Kink.com's headquarters in the Mission District.
    08/12/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by Migrant Blogger: @Dogzilla22: You're right until the cash part. There may be more porn getting consumed, but the internet market is flat... more » | Other threads

  • porn

    Vudu sexes up its set-top box, but is it too late?

    Vudu, a startup which sells a set-top box for downloading HD movies over the Internet, has finally added adult content to the mix through a partnership with AVN. Neither Netflix nor Apple will let you watch folks bump uglies — in stunning 1080p resolution, no less. Vudu rival FyreTV won't let you download anything but porn, so it's certainly a differentiator. But is it enough to save Vudu's business model? Unlikely. At $299 (marked down from $399), the box is pricey, the selection of videos still limited, and the premise that viewers will spend up to $20 to virtually "own" Ashlynn Goes to College 3 questionable. And of course, the real competition isn't other paid services — it's the millions of hours of free porn available on the Internet.
    08/06/08
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    By Jackson West

    Comment by WagCurious: 1998 called and it wants it's technology back more » | Other threads

  • porn

    Even porn execs have bitter domain-name battles

    The Fed love a good porn investigation. Allegedly, John Gray, CEO of the strip-club-industrial complex Spearmint Rhino, has been illegally taking control of domains owned by his former business partner, Michael Ninn, best known for the kind of arty, high-gloss hardcore films that almost take themselves too seriously to be porn. The FBI is rumored to be investigating. On the one hand, it's good that the naked-lady biz has its corporate-level disputes treated fairlly by the cops. On the less-lubed hand? The tipster alerting us to this case offers a better remedy: Perhaps Mr. Gray could focus on his actual naked-lady biz and drop the overpriced drinks and cover charges. (Photo via AVN)
    07/28/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by internetlawattorney: I would like to hear some details as to which domains and how they are being take over. Are they... more » | Other threads

  • politics

    Child Online Protection Act gets sent to time-out a third time

    Defeated a third time this week: the Child Online Protection Act, a 10-year-old law deemed unenforceable twice by the Third Circuit Court of Appeals, and once by the Supreme Court. The American Civil Liberties Union argued that though the law is written supposedly to prohibit minor's access to "harmful" materials online, it could land your average sex blogger selling CafePress g-strings up to six months imprisonment for not blocking underage Web users from their site. Though the guidelines for what's considered "harmful" have been deemed overbroad, it's anticipated that the Bush Administration will seek another appeal. Better hurry if he wants to block Obamaporn before he rolls out of office. (Photo by Silveira Neto)
    07/24/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by amiker77: I am SO glad that the court struck COPA down again. My logical mind was surprised that there was EVER... more » | Other threads

  • online video

    MeeVee's cocked-up new strategy for growing a late-night audience

    A tipster has shared a hard-on-laden screenshot of the MeeVee homepage around midnight Tuesday. From their launch in 2000 as a "TV Guide killer" to their recent shift into online video listings, MeeVee has never managed to find an online-video niche — but this slip-up suggests one. The site has been up for sale since April. Clearly, these guys are not partying with YouTube's porn team nearly enough. Or maybe MeeVee is the one place where the YouTube team can go to blow off a little steam. Here's what slipped past MeeVee's filters: More »
    07/24/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by jason1007: i don't get it. is the image doctored? more » | Other threads

  • andrew cuomo

    Politician threatens to sue Comcast for not fighting child porn the right way

    Broadband provider Comcast is pushing back against New York state attorney general Andrew Cuomo's demands to support his anti-child-porn campaign. Comcast and 16 other ISPs signed an agreement with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, which maintains a blacklist of suspected illegal porn sites — but for Cuomo's office, that isn't good enough. They insist that in addition to blocking websites, Comcast must fall in line with Time Warner Cable, Verizon, Sprint, AOL and AT&T in shutting customers out of all or part of Usenet, the network of Internet-based discussion groups, and contributing funds to root out more child porn providers. It's not the most practical or even Constitutional approach, but a good move for headlines. Comcast has until Friday to respond to Cuomo's request to sign his code and kick in the cash. (Photo via Bloomberg)
    07/23/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by ThaiKitchen: Well, the battle for child pornography continues!... What about this article [tinyurl.com] whose title is: "Are you unwittingly violating child... more » | Other threads

  • porn

    SlickCash.com pays $500,000 to settle charges of hacking Facebook

    Adult site promo businesses boast of "high payouts" to webmasters who bring customers to their partner sites, but nothing like the $500,000 Slickcash.com had to hand over to Facebook. SlickCash settled the "hacking" suit, in which they were alleged to have hit up Facebook's servers at least 200,000 times, presumably to advertise LesbianTraining.com and other sites in their stable through the Friend Finder feature.
    07/23/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant
  • sex trade

    Facebook-for-fetish makes accidental porn model

    A dating site billing itself as the Facebook of kink has played host to the accidental debut of actual Facebook user Becky Spraggs as a model-for-hire. According to Spraggs, photos from her Facebook account were used to make a fakester profile at FetLife.com, listing her ex's mobile number as her agent's with the come-on "I want to be used and abused." The profile elicited 50 phone calls offering her work. FetLife's founder John Baku says he removed the profile within 30 minutes of hearing the complaint — not from Spraggs, but from a reporter. As much as we journalist types like looking at your naughty Internet bits, next time someone accuses you of being kinkier than you want to admit online, maybe try hitting up the tech support guys first?
    07/22/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant
  • we read twitter so you don't have to

    Playboy offers Violet Blue a happy ending

    Could it be our wish has come true? Will Playboy ditch their reluctant hot-blogger contestants and go straight to a photoshoot of professional bad girl Violet Blue? Let's see: Playboy gets their photo spread. Unwilling contestants get off the hook. Blue gets onto Playboy.com, which means she can complain about the mainstream media for weeks. Everybody wins! See the attached photo for proof that Violet is fully prepared. Are you? More »
    07/18/08
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    By Paul Boutin

    Comment by Carlos: The airbrush guys will be working overtime on this mess more » | Other threads

  • great moments in journalism

    Playboy contest morphs into Dutch auction

    At least four of the nine women chosen by Playboy editors for their hottest blogger contest are actively playing to lose. None of them would let us run their emails from Playboy.com's editors, but there's a clear pattern: Playboy emailed blogstars like Xeni Jardin for a chaste headshot photo to go into an article about sexy bloggers. The emails didn't explain that (a) it was a poll, and (b) the point of the poll was to get the winner to pose "topless or nude" — no G-rated shoots — for the magazine's website. Only sex writer Violet Blue seems openly thrilled to be in the running. Here's an idea: Everyone vote for Violet. Spare the rest of us the awkwardness. [UPDATE: TechCrunch has one of the emails.]
    07/17/08
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    By Paul Boutin

    Comment by Alaska Miller: I think iJustine can last for a long time. more » | Other threads

  • your privacy is an illusion

    What's obscene? If you ask Google, less and less every day

    Do Floridians search more passionately for "bukkake" than "ethanol"?. Nobody thought to enter that data into the public record until Clinton McCowen, the proprietor of CumOnHerFace.com, was slapped with obscenity charges by the State of Florida, and his defense attorney turned to Google for aid. Last week, when the defendant settled out of court and accepted a three-to-five-year prison sentence, it seemed like the Google Trends defense was dead in the water. But McCowen's lawyer, Lawrence Walters, still believes Google's positive response to his subpoena — soliciting the frequency of sex-related search terms by community — bodes a shift in American morality. Simply put: Google has forced us all to confront just how kinky we are. More »
    07/08/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by Spy from the Land of Rainpeople: Rumor has it that there was more than the web site in the COHF business model. Apparently the male performers... more » | Other threads

  • porn

    Ashley Alexandre Dupré drops suit, Joe Francis to take his cut

    Well after the Eliot Spitzer scandal has subsided and bronzed call girl Ashley Dupré no longer makes headlines, she's dropped her case against Girls Gone Wild's entrepreneurial ex-con Joe Francis over the online release of a video characteristic of Francis's oeuvre. We can only hope the young Dupré, pictured here in her high school yearbook, walked away with not just a settlement up front but points on the back end. Sadly, the market cap on her performance can have only been diminished by the wait — I can imagine a band manager-type, buoyed by well-bankrolled rap videos, holding out for mainstream money. More »
    07/08/08
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    By Jackson West

    Comment by ThatKid: More like 10 points on her backend, amirite??? more » | Other threads

  • online video

    What keeps porn off of YouTube? People

    What keeps YouTube free from hardcore porn? Sadly, not a "Galaga-like spaceship that shoots down constellations of flesh-colored pixels" holding YouTube steady from an onslaught of naked ladies and sex scenes. That's the cutesiest explanation fit to print for how the Web's most prolific publisher of webcam bum-shaking videos prevents porn from "dirtying up" the screen. But really, it's a bunch of human beings — YouTube's only around-the-clock support team, or so we hear — who are responsible for deleting explicit or erotic uploads. More »
    07/07/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by MikeTy: YouTube has some issues it has chosen not to deal with (publicly). What about child-pornography or terrorism? You can check... more » | Other threads

  • porn

    Tax rebates stimulate economy, genitals

    Know those $600 stimulus checks George Bush & Co. sent out to the poors, the underfunded and executive assistants earlier this year in order to rejuvenate the economy? Independent market-research firm AIMRCo says they really got the blood flowing in the Internet porn industry. A spokesperson for porn website LSGmodels said that 32 percent of the site's June signups and renewers did so due to the stimulus package. Says Kirk Mishkin, head research guy: More »
    07/03/08
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    By Nicholas Carlson

    Comment by Migrant Blogger: Great job, guys. Accept at face value a report from a guy nobody in the adult biz has heard of.... more » | Other threads

  • private equity

    AdultVest takes home trophy for banking on iPorn

    AdultVest, an investment bank for adult entertainment businesses, is poised to snag a little trophy at tonight's "Oscar-style" 6th Annual Hedge Fund Industry Awards. The firm, which claims to have $7 billion in available capital in its network, is nominated in the "Hedge Fund Launch of the Year" category. Their most notable acquisition is iPorn.com — in a move that's pure online speculation, they bought the domain name only, without a lick of content.
    06/25/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by Shadowlayer: Theres investment for pr0n now? like, they pay you to make a porn video? God damn I'm in the wrong industry! more » | Other threads

  • apple

    The battle for the iPhone's soul: handshake deals or hairy palms?

    How to grow the iPod market beyond the faddish, technofetishistic trendizen crowd? Analysts, and Apple, are looking to the corporate market, with better security, email support and GPS. The problem? The device is tethered to a single carrier, Apple hasn't played nice with corporate IT in the past and, frankly, the suits bore Steve Jobs. And you are never, ever, to bore Steve Jobs. The real problem is that customers might want to keep the iPhone a personal device to lug around with their Blackberry and company laptop — so that they can have a personal browser free from management's all-seeing eye. More »
    06/20/08
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    By Jackson West

    Comment by matto: Are you kidding? This chick is a retard. The only reason I've blown off getting an iPhone is that I'm... more » | Other threads

  • politics

    Obscenity trial judge a pervert like the rest of us

    The Los Angeles Times revealed that 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Alex Kozinski was hosting some porny images of girls done up like cows and other niceties on what he thought was a private server. Smut pundit Susannah Breslin suggests that now Judge Kozinski himself may be the one testing the limits of the "2 Girls, 1 Cup defense" that defendant Ira Isaacs was going for. Namely, that what was once "obscene" is now merely "shocking" and fine for the whole family to make YouTube response videos about. More »
    06/13/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by nousername: @sample032: I've seen a cow give birth, and by the size of that vagina, a fist would probably feel like a... more » | Other threads

  • child porn

    Why Verizon, Sprint And Time Warner Shouldn't Block Child Porn

    The New York attorney general's office ran a "sting" in which agents posed as customers and complained to the companies that they could see child porn. When the service providers ignored them, the agency threatened the companies with fraud. Now, according to the Times, the ISPs are paying over a million dollars to Andrew Cuomo's office and promising to block child porn sites as identified by the office — to all their subscribers across the U.S. As despicable and exploitative as child porn is, blocking it this way is a terrible move. More »
    06/10/08
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    By Nick Douglas

    Comment by uncle_wiggly: Andrew is just too lazy to find the guys that are posting the stuff so as an alternative he's closing... more » | Other threads

  • sex trade

    Republicans almost want you to have cheaper Internet porn

    California's Republicans are deliberating whether or not to tax your porn downloads. State Assemblyman Charles Calderon (D.-City of Industry) first proposed a tax on all online porn, estimated to bring in $500 million to offset Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's budget cuts, and now wants to levy a 25 percent tax on any adult businesses operating in California, and on consumer's purchases of porn, too. It's fiendishly clever. More »
    05/09/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by Uncle-Sam's Littlle Helper: I use redtube. So I don't pay :)) Well I found a nice movie. www.redtube.com/1097... more » | Other threads

  • child porn

    Wikipedia Is Arguing Whether This Album Cover Is Child Porn

    In the original, the teddy bear's not there; there's just a crack obscuring the girl's vagina. This 1976 album cover from the Scorpions was banned in the U.S.; the German metal band used a shot of the band for the American cover of Virgin Killer. Now Wikipedia nerds are deciding whether it's child porn, and whether they should delete it from this Wikipedia page about the album. And if you clicked that last link, you might have just broken federal law. More »
    05/09/08
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    By Nick Douglas

    Comment by BarrettGoolsby: Nirvana's Nevermind is next! Then the picture of the Vietnamese girl running down the road from a bombing. ... more » | Other threads

  • erik moeller

    Wikipedia's porn-loving No. 2 and his abiding concern for the children

    A firestorm is now brewing over pornography on Wikipedia and its accessibility to children. The FBI is investigating the matter, right-wing news site WorldNetDaily reports. Jay Walsh, the spokesman for Wikipedia's nonprofit parent, the Wikimedia Foundation, has disclaimed all official responsibility for the contents of the world's greatest compendium of fictional balls. But who oversees the contents of Wikipedia for the foundation? Why, Erik Möller, its deputy director. And Möller is deeply, deeply concerned about the children. More »
    Feature Feature
    05/08/08
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    By Owen Thomas
  • porn

    Playboy manages to lose money online

    Playboy lost $3.1 million in the first quarter as revenues dropped 8 percent to $78.5 million. Playboy EVP Bob Meyers blamed digital revenues, which fell 3 percent to $15.2 million. Silicon Alley Insider gasps that the declining digital revenues are "Not A Typo." But with free porn sites like RedTube and YouPorn, why would anyone pay Playboy's $19 per month subscription fees? Truth is, if Playboy wants to charge, it's going to have to find a niche like SuicideGirls has — and, is there a better word? — exploit it.
    05/06/08
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    By Nicholas Carlson

    Comment by dingdongditch: these guys should just open porn datacenters, and become like Akamai... I need my porn near the edge, I'm tired... more » | Other threads

  • sex trade

    Amazon.com can't tell who's getting off on the Kindle

    For the makers of e-book readers, the raincoater audience — the straightish men who frequent adult bookstores for the promise of a little action in the back — are an unlikely market. They're not even there to read, for starters. But for literate smut fans, who have been choosing Amazon.com from the first day they made erotic books available in discreet, brown-wrapped boxes? If they're turning to the Kindle to deliver their porn, Amazon's not telling. Not entirely. We've got numbers on how well the same books sell in print, but not for their Kindle counterparts. Better figures might be possible if everyone's who's spindled their Kindle dropped Amazon a line.
    04/29/08
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    By Melissa Gira Grant

    Comment by raincoaster: @raincoaster: Besides, I think that avatar of the raincoaster consciousness was banned three years ago. I'm on life #6 now! more » | Other threads

  • webtards

    Eleven Ways The Internet Can Kill You

    While I was pulling an all-nighter this weekend watching YouTube, my stomach started to growl even though I'd had like a whole thing of goldfish crackers and a bottle of Kahlua, and as I popped a diet pill and scratched a couple scabs off my forearm, I had a vision of the eleven ways the Internet could kill you. (Please don't sue: Of course not all the sites and practices listed below are directly responsible for any deaths. But if you're already at risk, you might just get yourself killed when you use them.) More »
    04/22/08
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    By Nick Douglas

    Comment by raincoaster: See, if you sub in gin for Kahlua you never have these problems. Trust. more » | Other threads

  • corrections

    Andrew Conru denies church-lady romance, but not Adult FriendFinder exit

    There goes a perfectly entertaining rumor: Adult FriendFinder founder Andrew Conru has written in to deny that he's involved with a woman named Lois, as commenter rumourone had claimed. Amusingly, rumourone had gone to some trouble in constructing the fantasy, picking up factual bits like Conru's interest in fish farming. The part that Conru didn't confirm or deny: That he's planning to leave Adult FriendFinder, now owned by Penthouse, very soon.
    04/21/08
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    By Owen Thomas

    Comment by SeattleBuzzKill: Fish Farming and adult dates. Too freaky for me, man. more » | Other threads

  • security

    For a woman's password, offer chocolate; for a man's, try porn

    45 percent of women will give away passwords to strangers pretending to be market researchers when offered a chocolate bar in exchange, according to Infosecurity Europe's survey of 576 office workers. Men fell prey to the scheme 10 percent of the time. Surprised? Don't be. That's addiction. Chocolate contains anandamide and for women in particular, its a psychoactive and addictive food. Academics report that 40 percent of women crave chocolate more than any other food. 53 percent like it better than sex. Meanwhile, only 15 percent of men have a similar hankering. But that should lead to an obvious conclusion for anyone trying to snag their passwords: ComScore reports that more than 70 perent of men from 18 to 34 visit a porn site each month. (Photo by reportergimmiTM)
    04/17/08
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    By Nicholas Carlson

    Comment by Tara Kelly: I'll refrain form commenting on the chocolate vs. pron aspect (though it BEGS to be commented on), and simply say... more » | Other threads

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    Fired employee plots discrimination lawsuit against Penthouse site

    Despite such perks as "all the porn you can watch if you've a mind to," a former employee of Adult FriendFinder, the user-generated porn site now owned by Penthouse, plans to sue the company. He says the company fired him because of "his activism on behalf of gay, lesbian, and other alternative lifestyle folk." The ex-employee says he isn't gay himself, but that he "pissed off" FriendFinder president Rob Brackett by criticizing the company for not serving the needs of "the alternative lifestyle community." Also, he says FriendFinder's office isn't wheelchair accessible. So there. For more such rants, this ex-employee has set up a blog called 445shermanesque, titled for FriendFinder's street address in Palo Alto. Until Craigslist took it down, he'd also posted an ad soliciting stories from other ex-employees who had been "Rode Hard and Put Away Wet." A screenshot of the pulled ad is below, in case you'd like to participate in the fun. More »
    03/28/08
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    By Nicholas Carlson

    Comment by FiveStarEggRoll: Come on a my house, myyyyy house... Harry "I see what you did there" Wang more » | Other threads

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