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    mimigoliath: I agree that this is a pretty humdrum scandal, a phrase which might be an oxymoron, but maybe the fact that people are spending money on the holidays ... more »
    Airvault: I think you hit it Brian. This managed to be the most boringly salacious scandal. EVER. And it didn't have to be that way because it had everything: ... more »
    DahlELama: I realize this is giving the American public way too much credit, but I like to think this cover didn't sell because it was the most patently ridiculo... more »
    NotChoinski: Maybe they don't sell because most are about Golf. more »
    FormerEnglishMajor: Tiger's affairs are different from Brittany's death. Tiger's were ongoing stories, with a ho-a-minute immediacy that the Internet was perfect for. The... more »
    lionel-mandrake: I don't know that the scandal is boring per se. Tiger Woods is boring, he's a golf player for chrissakes. Who gives a flying fuck? more »
    econdave: Tiger just had sex with a bunch of skanks. You say that like it's a bad thing. more »
    FarleyPapus: Ummm, Michael Jackson is definitely black, and he sold a GAZILLION covers after his death. So that theory is null. more »
    Lord Humungus: I hope there's a box for Bad Mother Fucker on there. more »
    crotchety: Maybe Arabs are considered white because semitic people are caucasian. Maybe the census is more concerned with race than culture? more »
    Atilla the Bun: Those dang wingnuts--an existential crisis is too elitist for them; they insist on having an ontological one. more »
    Jzb2: On the plus side, you can check more than one race, and you can write in whatever race you wish to identify with in the "some other race" option. The ... more »
    YumiTanaka: "Which, non-existence is maybe a good idea in their case, seeing as how census officials turned information about Arabs over to the Department of Home... more »
    raincoaster: I could probably go to prison for telling you this, but at least in Canada census staff were forced to under-report the homeless. We were carefully t... more »
    Shadowlayer: 500M for a "company" nobody outside SF uses or even knows about... Thats it, google just went fucking retarded. more »
    Pope John Peeps II: Tech people seem to believe that the entire digital world is a brand new realm, whose laws and fiats they can cavalierly disregard, or invent to their... more »
    BowlingForDollars: This may sound lame, but I have Creative Commons on all of my material on Facebook. If they make it available in search, isn't that exploiting my "wor... more »
    CumaeanSibyl: A lot of times, when something that awful happens, it doesn't sink in all at once. You're numb, and your first instinct is to keep doing the things yo... more »
    Magister: Re: Penelope Trunk I'm not even bothering to fake the lie - The computer I'll be buying this Christmas will be for me, so that the kids can have the ... more »
    MissNormaDesmond: Dorothy Parker once said, "Some things just aren't funny, and they never will be." I'm pretty sure she had a good sense of humor. I think people are... more »
  • #halloweenie

    Glowing Demon Eyes Will Make Your Halloween Costume Extra Creepy

    Korean artist Soomi Park made these LED eyelashes to "speak to many Asian women's desire for bigger eyes." You can just use them to freak people out, per the video below. More »
  • #nyt

    NY Times: There are black people on the Internet

  • #googlefinance

    Google Finance doesn't care about black people