Who Is Going To Davos? Valleywag Needs A Team Of Spies

Dan Lyons · 01/12/15 04:56PM

In just nine days the world's most self-important people will descend on a tiny ski village in the Alps to rub shoulders with Nobel laureates and big-shot CEOs. They will talk about very important things like "transformational leadership," "volatility as the new normal," and "designing out poverty" at the World Economic Forum, under the protection of snipers in snow camouflage.

Randi Zuckerberg Proves Davos Is a Total Joke

Sam Biddle · 01/20/14 04:26PM

Right now, many of the worst people alive are flocking to a tiny, silly Swiss town for a week of swapping platitudes and talking about money. But why would our planet's ultrarich dickheads want to attend Davos, where Mark Zuckerberg's useless sister is considered a "Young Global Leader"?

Why Is PayPal Taking Randi Zuckerberg Seriously?

Sam Biddle · 11/19/13 12:46PM

Mark Zuckerberg's sister, literary patriot and media titan, owes every ounce of her non-career to her surname—and the cosmos keeps smiling upon her. PayPal, an otherwise serious and respectable corporation, has forged an unholy promotional bond with Randi—and that's bad for everyone except Randi.

Not Complicated: Randi Says You Should Leave Work Every Day

Sam Biddle · 05/15/13 12:00PM

In this week's dispatch from the Randi Zuckerberg e-zine, the verbal equivalent of a plastic bag of chopped up coupons, we're getting some solid advice for the workplace: google your boss, and don't sleep at your desk instead of going home. We'll break it down for you.

Not Complicated: Randi Zuck Talks Moms, Friendship, and Birthdays

Sam Biddle · 05/08/13 12:30PM

Welcome to Not Complicated, where we break down Randi Zuckerberg's weekly try at cashing in on her last name. The literary newsletter can be a little too erudite, so we'll comprehend it so you don't have to. This week's highlight: "5 Moms To Check Out On Twitter." Don't miss these moms.